Thread: {HRD} Quote Collection

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

EPIC!
LOL !!! sorry guys but you know this had to end up here... love u all

{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: maybe switch in
{HRD}loki2158: Slackewr
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lol
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: plus, I haven't transferred the l4d2 files to my wife's computer
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: and she's putting up a fight
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: SLACKERS!!
{HRD}loki2158: Shiedls up captain!
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Promise Chocolate
{HRD} gatita_andy: noooooooooooooooo mrs bob nooooooooooooo
{HRD}loki2158: Get Andy on her!@
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: too late, we have an abundance of chocolate in the fridge
{HRD} gatita_andy: see i told u i have to play with her
{HRD} Steggy_1: breakfast in bed works for me
{HRD}loki2158: LOL ROFL
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Bob I should send the wife 2.6 update
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: works great
{HRD} Steggy_1: lol
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: is it out already?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Dude
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: shshhhiiiiittt
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Beta
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: sooo worth it
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: what are the really bad bugs so far?
{HRD} gatita_andy: what are we talking about?
{HRD} Steggy_1: new version of wife 2.6
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: The Bugs that were fixed :
{HRD} gatita_andy: men, i should have known
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: random changes in mood protocol
{HRD} Steggy_1: lingerie expansion is awesome
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: lol
{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: sryhi
{HRD}loki2158: beware the monthly glitches though...
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: OH man...
{HRD} Steggy_1: pms buster is brutal
{HRD}loki2158: worse than punk buster
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Remember to have that chocolate.dll in backup just in case
{HRD}loki2158: when there is a heart beat error it's fatal
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: only issue is it does take more resources now

The part where my wife mashed my keyboard keys is in bold.

Bathroom wall writing...
[img width=700 height=525]http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2017/sspx2611.jpg[/img]
"I wrote on the wall, take that society!"

"Way to be orginal... NOT!"

"lolz, self defeating argument"

LOL ! this was the funniest thing i read lately :9 And sooooooo true! :P

Originally Posted by Kanati8869

Hockey?! WTF is that!? Sounds like some fairy canadian sport...

Originally Posted by Thorsen

It's like UFC, but everyone once in a while they'll stop fighting and skate around hitting black things with sticks.

Instant classic.

Originally Posted by Thorsen

No, we don't eat wussy foo foo fancy pants bread in America. We eat meat mixed with tits and beer and win... and more meat.

Playing L4D2 with Addretheon is always fun, he arrives ingame after being afk with "So what's with all this rampant faggotry"

In the thread about the Surgeon who wrongly removed a man's testicle, which quickly became a thread on genitalia one-liners...

Originally Posted by RottnJP

Originally Posted by bust331

The puns in this thread amaze me in ways that I shouldn't be amazed in.

I know, they're a bunch of insensitive nut-jobs... But sometimes you have to keep a stiff upper lip, don't feel like they're just giving you the shaft... The main thrust of my point, my tip, if you will, is to trust that the better side of humanity will ultimately come to the fore, skinning alive such wrong-headed n'er-do-wells...

Originally Posted by dex71

That was the caviar of Spam.
Like a Sam's Club drum of Gray Poupon.

Originally Posted by bobbarkerissatan

I spent all day daydreaming and doodling handsome portraits of what I think Steggy looks like. Does he even notice me? :3

Ahhh Thorsen.... Such an intelligent man.....

{HRD} MaximusBoomus: 10 questions
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: I am a person go
{HRD} Thorsen: Are you Captain Crunch?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: no
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: 9
{HRD} Thorsen: Hmm
{HRD} Thorsen: Are you real?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: yes
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: 8
{HRD} Thorsen: Alive/
{HRD} Thorsen: ?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: yes
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lol (google)
{HRD} Thorsen: Famous?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Hellz yeah
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: 6
{HRD} Thorsen: Cinema?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: no 5
{HRD} Thorsen: Music?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: yes
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: 4
{HRD} Thorsen: Old music ?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: yes 3
{HRD} Thorsen: white guy?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: yes 2
{HRD} Thorsen: Elvis?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: no 1
{HRD} Thorsen: John Lennon?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: pressure
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: NON
{HRD} Thorsen: lol
{HRD} Thorsen: who?
{HRD} Thorsen: Oh wait
{HRD} Thorsen: damn
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: ?
{HRD} Thorsen: nothing
{HRD} Thorsen: Who is it?
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: Edward Lodewijk Van Halen
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: you fucked up on #2
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: and #1
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: (the dead bit huh)
{HRD} Thorsen: Yeah the dead part
{HRD} Thorsen: that's why I said damn
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lol I was like elvis... dead duh
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lennon... dead duhhhhhh
{HRD} Thorsen: yeah
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lol
{HRD} Thorsen: I forgot the dead part
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: You just got quoted m8
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: hehehehe
{HRD} Thorsen: rofl

Lord Sauron has many spies...many spies with many eyes.

{HRD} MaximusBoomus: quit downloading porn
{HRD} gatita_andy: then what would i do??// P