Thread: {HRD} Quote Collection

Originally Posted by Cojiro

id go private if that douche tom cruise tried to friend me too

lol... They say British people have strange taste in food. Case in point.

{HRD} Jim Raynor: I'm there making a iced coffee
{HRD} Jim Raynor: (still working)
{HRD} Jim Raynor: and I think
{HRD} Jim Raynor: I need.... sugar in it
{HRD} Jim Raynor: so I fucking dumped a blob of mayonaise in it
{HRD} Jockery Joe: LOL! WTF?!?!
{HRD} Jim Raynor: I know right?
{HRD} Jim Raynor: Lol
{HRD} Jockery Joe: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I just tripped and fell down the rabbit hole.

{HRD} MaximusConfusionus: Lol Tell Thorsen you visited Dr Wussalot and he told you you have more taste buds than Thorsen
{HRD} MaximusConfusionus: hahaha

{HRD} bobbarkerissatan: Dude, I visited Dr Wussalot and he told me I have more taste buds than you.
{HRD} Thorsizzle: lol fucking Max
{HRD}Thorsizzle: Actually it's cool because I could use that to get a job as a professional taster
{HRD} Thorsizzle: So suck on that

WTF is happening here?

[SsT] salty99: me and my bro tried to kick the coffee/soda/energy drinks
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: The next 2 days will be entertaining
[SsT] salty99: man that was killer
[SsT] salty99: haha, take a picture of your disgruntled coffee deprived face and post for us to see
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: lol k
[SsT] salty99: haha
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: wont be pretty
[SsT] salty99: are you kidding? your face must have been chiseled by michaelangelo himself
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: rofl

Visuvius, referring to BF2 player, MudBlood, while open mic:

"it's either a Hairy Potter reference or an incredible racist slur."

There's to much to quote, so I just shorten up what went down....

Soviet sends file to andy
andy closes conversation
soviet resends file
andy doesn't answer
soviet cancels and sends messages then file to reopen message window
andy opens window after recieving no messages
soviet re send file
andy accepts
andy invites soviet to play pool
soviet says no
andy cancels file
soviet resends file
andy accepts

LOL ohhhhhhh snap! good thing u didnt save the convo that would have been embarasing

dont worry mother im still laughing at you

while we wait for the rest of the people in our SC2 lobby our lobby leader (maxi) decided to alphabetize

Loki has joined the lobby
Kanati: NO ALPHABETIZING!!!
LuckyDucky: lol
MaximusBooms: hehe
You: loki comes before lucky
Steggy: looks like an std
MaximusBooms: no
You: goddam brit dont even know his abc's
MaximusBooms: Lu
Lo
oh yeah
LuckyDucky: :P
MaximusBooms: LOL
You: thats a keeper

{HRD} Walkerxes: Only Kanati doesn't listen to him. We let him think he's some revolutionary. it makes him feel better about life
{HRD} Walkerxes: them*
{HRD} Kanati: see what media has done to you? you have to edit yourself.
{HRD} MaximusBoomus: rofl