Thread: {HRD} Quote Collection

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ANY BIGDOG UNBAN REQUEST QUOTES ROCK!!!

Originally Posted by Jimmi

Originally Posted by Walkerxes

(on Chosen wearing a thong)

Originally Posted by w4jchosen

Uuuhhh no thanks.  I don't think I could bear have a string run up my butt cheeks or anything else for that matter... :P

Originally Posted by ...bigdog...

it's not so bad, really.  It's kind of refreshing.

lololol this thread is so funny... i think i wet my self...

Jimmi where u been?

Last night I had a killer squad on Wake, and as USMC Knut held the jet for me, I bailed over airfield, the rest of the squad spawned in, and the flag turned so fast I got neutralized flag points even though I was running for my life to get to a safe spot.

Then Dex chimed in with something like this:

Game over in 15 seconds flat.

Funny and true at the same time. Big thanks to Knut for letting me have the jet, and to the commander for changing my orders from attack south base to defend airfield.

Ok... gotta add one of my own:

Originally Posted by Walkerxes

Welcome to TTP! Where no thread can stay on topic for more than 3 replies

Originally Posted by w4jchosen

We were engaged in multiple firefights through out the city so if anything you could have been relaying information between squads instead of using "contact markers" to spell out the word "Allah" and drawing a "flaccid penis" under it.

Pure gold

I saw that.. I must be slacking cuz it never even occured to me to quote it.

Originally Posted by Sjt17

OMG. No.

Originally Posted by Steggy_1

However, my wife is letting me play tonight to make up the lost time. I am not whipped At least that's what she tells me.

Do the quotes have to be from BF2? Or just quotes in general. I have a slightly graphic one.