The Jokes

**Coyote Warlady** · 07-04-09, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gatita_Nicky

ok but would give ranger too much of an honor

That's how you get them in your claws!

**bust331** · 07-04-09, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.

fuckin lol'd

**QuickLightning** · 07-04-09, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Originally Posted by Gatita_Nicky

ok but would give ranger too much of an honor

That's how you get them in your claws!

Is that's what's going on here?...

I could have sworn I teabagged you last time we met. If that is being in your claws, then I am right where I want to be....

**QuickLightning** · 07-04-09, 08:21 PM

How about this? Not so much a joke, but it cracked me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6uI_EQLoWI

**kyle700** · 07-04-09, 08:33 PM

LOL Quick.
That was very amusing.

**QuickLightning** · 07-04-09, 08:34 PM

Nobody suspects a huge happy banana wearing pants.

**Fajita!** · 07-04-09, 09:14 PM

So a woman is checking out her groceries at the super market, and when she pulls up to the register, she put one gallon of milk, one tv dinner, one head of lettuce, and so on.

The checkout clerck looks at the woman and says: "Are you single?"

The woman replies: "How'd you know? is it because I only have one of everything in my cart?"

The clerk replies: "No, it's because you're fucking ugly"

EDIT: Damnit posted on page 9

**kyle700** · 07-04-09, 09:22 PM

Lol.

**Ranger10** · 07-04-09, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

Dear Ranger, Please tell your wife thank you for me ha ha ha ha ha ................... :9

Yeah tell her for me as well. She really trained you well.

HAHAHA!

And don't worry Ranger.... Jade didn't see this YET! Maybe she will soon. :P

Me married? You can't corner a stallion like me. And why would I want to take this machismo off the market so soon? Plus, I've got all my girls quoting me, so I feel special now. I'm a somebody.

**Coyote Warlady** · 07-05-09, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by Ranger10

Originally Posted by Coyote Warlady

Originally Posted by gatita_andy

Dear Ranger, Please tell your wife thank you for me ha ha ha ha ha ................... :9

Yeah tell her for me as well. She really trained you well.

HAHAHA!

And don't worry Ranger.... Jade didn't see this YET! Maybe she will soon. :P

Me married? You can't corner a stallion like me. And why would I want to take this machismo off the market so soon? Plus, I've got all my girls quoting me, so I feel special now. I'm a somebody.

Stallion?? OH PLEASE!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing! The last guy that told me he was a stallion, his D..K was smalll!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Hey Ranger,

Your "GIRLS" are quoting you for what reason you think?? Can you answer that?? LOL! Yeah! That's right! Your answer would be because

Originally Posted by Ranger10

I have no idea what I'm saying.