Highlights from last night

**Chizzle** · 09-08-09, 12:06 PM

1. Watching the Miami kickers warm up on the field while the FSU marching band is still doing their halftime show. The Miami kickers had the FSU baton girl surrounded while she was still doing her routine.

2. Watching the Miami kickers tee off on the FSU marching band after their halftime show. I literally watched the band get bombed by footballs after their performance.

3. Watching Consultant flail his arms in the air for like 5 minutes trying to give me his location from across the stadium.

4. Texting Consultant for most of the day, night and during the game and then losing all form of contact with him after Miami won.

GG sir, next game we will tailgate together for sure and ill actually cheer for FSU, since they wont be playing DA U!

**Consultant** · 09-08-09, 03:07 PM

Miami (present company excluded) is such a bunch of thug douche bags.

The fact that the Miami coaching staff allows stuff like you described with their kickers bombing the band after half time is a disgrace to the ACC and the NCAA.

We had a great time and a great tailgate. Babyback ribs and BBQ'd wings and pulled pork + beers and Captain Morgan = WIN, except for that last catch/drop thing in the end zone.

Our tailgate spot is up on an elevated lot that is bordered by a main street that people (students, etc) walk down to get to the stadium. Our food table and bar area overlook a chain link fence that is chest high and allows you to look down over the sidewalk and street there. It is a fantastic spot. Here are my top 2 tailgate stories from the night.

1. This girl and her 2 girl friends walked past and, not knowing that there were people standing above them, they were juggling their giant hooters up and down with their hands...as if unable to control myself, I said "Nice work, ladies!" and they came back for a brief private show. Go, NOLES!

2. another group of girls walked past and one of them was wearing a black tanktop and tan shorts...her friend had a shirt on that had the Miami "U" logo on it, so my buddy called her out and she turned to face us and said "No, look!" and her shirt said something like "Screw the U!" - then her friend, drunker one, in the black tanktop stops and starts talking to us. I look and notice that she has a Miami visor hanging from a belt-loop on her shorts. I said something about it and then the FSU girl says - and I quote - "Yeah, my friend here is a Cane fan, so obviously she's a cunt!" The whole lot of us was laughing our asses off at that one.

Anyway - it was a great night, even if we did lose. My constant question to the wanna-be Canes fans was "Hey bro, go Canes - when did you graduate?" They would normally mumble something back like "Uh, I didnt....er, dont..." and I would say back..."That's alright - I bet life at Broward Community College is awesome! B-C-C, B-C-C, B-C-C!"

Then, if they talk smack, I hold up the U logo with my hands and say "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DIDN'T GO THERE!"

For a glimpse of what Chizzle here saw from across the stadium, LOL....I humble submit this photo, taken by a friend not moments after Chizzle texted me.

The legs on the left of the frame belong to a Tri-Delt slut who was rubbing her feet on us. It was tolerable because they were nice feet and they made a couple of us old married guys feel like we still GOT it! LOL

**8Gigs8** · 09-08-09, 03:19 PM

The end of that game was ridiculous...to be in that stadium when it looked like fortson caught the ball...I bet that was deafening...my speakers on my computer went all fuzzy...and then the dead silence when it got ruled incomplete. Was a great college football game. Sounds like you guys had fun too :9

**Consultant** · 09-08-09, 03:24 PM

Epic flyover to start it. Missing Man formation to honor the memory of the Gulf War pilot who's remains they recently brought home to Florida.

To my knowledge, it is the only Missing Man formation flyover ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ker03xXKTDo

**Chizzle** · 09-08-09, 04:15 PM

The whole thing with the kickers was pretty fucked, I was shocked that they let that fly. If there is one thing I learned from working that last FSU game for ESPN is that there is nobody running things on the field. If somebody managed to get on the field (that had no business being there), then I can almost guarantee they could wonder around with no problem at all and not get a word said to them.

The Fly By was bad ass, as soon as we were walking to our seats they flew over and my girlfriend flipped. I thought the formation looked off, cool to hear why. I will definitely send that clip to my girlfriend with the explanation.

Your reaction to Miami fans is pretty clever, the student section however wasn't as smart. All they were chanting was "Fuck Miami" over and over while making the "U" symbol with their middle fingers. A couple of FSU student were pulling out their ID's though and asking to see some Miami proof, but they never got any.

Funny thing about where you were tailgating, I literally drove right by it on the way to my gf's apartment. I had no idea where you were talking about in your text and then I drove right by where you were on accident. I looked for you briefly, but got nothing.

**shoi** · 09-08-09, 06:28 PM

damn consultant you a piiimp

sounds like it was fun, too bad it wasn't in california though... that would be better

**Vulcan30** · 09-09-09, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Consultant

For a glimpse of what Chizzle here saw from across the stadium, LOL....I humble submit this photo, taken by a friend not moments after Chizzle texted me.

The legs on the left of the frame belong to a Tri-Delt slut who was rubbing her feet on us. It was tolerable because they were nice feet and they made a couple of us old married guys feel like we still GOT it! LOL

Hey, chicks dig the wedding ring

That flyover was touching too... Good for you Gulf War pilot guy!

**Consultant** · 09-09-09, 02:41 PM

HILARIOUS UPDATE:

Today on the way back to the office from lunch, I looked over while stopped at a red light and the drunk slutty chick who owns those legs on the left was in traffic next to me. We both did a double-take and laughed and then I sped away from her as quickly as possible.

**Chizzle** · 09-09-09, 03:35 PM

Hawt.

**Gideon** · 09-09-09, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

HILARIOUS UPDATE:

Today on the way back to the office from lunch, I looked over while stopped at a red light and the drunk slutty chick who owns those legs on the left was in traffic next to me. We both did a double-take and laughed and then I sped away from her as quickly as possible.

Hilarious indeed... what are the odds? lol.