Thread: which clip? (crazy train)

Originally Posted by IzI M V P IzI

erm guys I had a hot dog before. have I got swine flu?

OMG! you gotz the PIG AIDS!

Originally Posted by Wizav

They are trying to take over then more like , but north korea , russia and china will disagree then its game over world and hello nuclear winter

I have to disagree with this.

For one NK has dick for nuclear weapons, they may have some(which hasn't been confirmed) but they aren't very large. 2nd they don't have any ICBM system that can reliably deploy them, only short range scud missiles.

China- Also isn't a large nuclear power. That country only has a very large conventional military, and its economic system isn't very large.

Russia is the only real threat, however, they are not the soviet union and also are not as big as they once were.

Now remember, I am talking nuclear war. I don't see how china or NK can really start, or participate one, and Russia wouldn't do it alone.

Originally Posted by Wizav

For many years people have said the end of the mayan calendar is the end of the world or human race.

the World Health Organisation have raised the pandemic level to 5.

They said and i quote “The whole of humanity is under threat in a pandemic.”

They beleive its not a matter of IF swine flu goes global but WHEN.

What a nice read. So when does the movie come out?

Originally Posted by Cyrax

You do realise that the world is supposed to have ended a hundred times over by now?

People thought it would end in 1997, then 2000, now 2012. It's an endless cycle of scaremongering. If you did some healthy research, you'd find that quite a few doomsday scenarios are impossible.

People said bird flu would wipe out humanity, but it didn't. Swine flu has already reached its peak, and it's not even that deadly. SARS was supposed to destroy the world, but it seems fine to me. A meteor was supposed to hit last year and pulverise the earth, but it didn't because of scientific miscalculation (It would have already happened).

And it's funny how all these doomsday theories end up selling a book or movie.

I'm with him on this. In 2008, there was something about a black hole sucking us in. Now seriously.

I just checked... my computer's calender goes until December 31, 2099.


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THE WORLD IS GOING TO END JANUARY 1ST OF 2100! I KNOW BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT OFF A CALENDER AT AN ARBITRARY DATE AND BECAUSE THEY LIVED IN THE PAST AND HAD FANCY LOOKING SHIT THEY MUST KNOW THE FUTURE AND BE AWARE THAT THE PLANET WAS DOOMED, ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SAID WHAT THE THREAT WAS OR WHAT TO DO TO STOP IT! SO, ON TOP OF BEING PSYCHIC AND ALL-KNOWING PAST-PEOPLE, THEY WERE ALSO GIANT DICKS WHO LAUGHED AT THE THOUGHT OF US RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES AS THE DEADLINE APPROACHED!