Thread: BF2142 Billboard contest

No way... I'm definately going to do this.

OOC: I thought I'd kick off the DT rp with something very strange. enjoy figuring this one out.

Something strange has been happening in Grocery Stores All over the world, as packages of "Mr.Meat", packaged in the heart of Flying Monkey Poo, are being recalled. At first, this seems like a meaningless thing to know, but the strange thing here is the way the packaged meat is being recalled. Reports from around the world all describe the same thing: A team of about 5-10 masked agents with weapons storm the grocery stores, turning upside-down the stores until all packages are removed. People have even been shot trying to keep their meat packages. The Government of Flying Monkey Poo has refused to comment on this.

OOC: How do you want to work this? Are all of our governments involved?

OOC: Yes, all governments. or at least the ones who RP.

OOC: Who would buy meat from a nation called 'Flying Monkey Poo', anyway?

OOC: Join back in the RP. Find out.

The Cenobite Investigative Agency had been receiving multiple reports of armed robberies where grocery stores were being ransacked and then robbed of all their packages of "Mr. Meat". Several civilians and police officers had already been killed. As a result, an elite task force had been assembled to try to intercept the mystery meat bandits while packages of "Mr. Meat" were being seized from stores that hadn't been hit yet. The government wanted to admittedly find out what so special about these meat packages.

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Volga, North Ural

The elite task force admittedly headed out when a call came in that 10 masked men had been seen entering a grocery store nearby. The 10 men of the task force arrived on the scene just as the masked men were preparing to leave the store.

These men appeared to be especially violent. A dead civilian was lying in the shattered glass near the entrance of the store while a dead police officer was lying in the middle of the street near his bullet riddled police car.

6 of the task force members took cover around the entrance of the store, two more headed toward the back, and two snipers headed toward nearby rooftops.

The leader of the task force shouted to the masked men:

"You're surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands in the air."

Mandate issued by the Dominion Government

"All packages labeled 'Mr. Meat' are to be quarantined and placed into the protective care of government forces. All citizens are advised to hand over any packages of 'Mr. Meat' that have been purchased to local authorities. All markets are instructed to pull the item from their shelves immediately and prepare to transfer them to government forces which will be arriving all threw this week to pick up these items. Be advised that an unknown paramilitary force has been attempting to acquire these packages. Avoid contact with them at all costs. They are to be considered heavily armed and highly dangerous."

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Intelligence Briefing
F.E.A.R. Team 3 / Fourth SAS Brigade Field Headquarters

"These men are from F.E.A.R. They will be on special attachment during this assignment. Our job is to confiscate the target item. Their job is to keep us alive and eliminate anyone who attempts to interfere in this operation. Additional F.E.A.R. and SAS units will be operating around the nation with identical orders as ours.

Now, let's get to work."

The masked men outside of the store were surrounded. For a moment, the air became as still as death. Both sides stared at eachother, guns pointed. This lasted for about 15 secounds when one of the masked men said to another:

"Hey, you see that guy on the left? He looks like Jack Nicholson."

The other replied: "Dammit, your right! That's strange."

"Haha, I wonder i- wait, aren't we somehow supposed to get out of here?"

"Oh yah, that's right. How are we going to do that?"

A pause.

"Hey, You don't suppose they know about the tank we stashed here about a week ago, hmm?"

"I don't know. are the other guys dead?"

They looked behind them, and noticed that none of there fellow masked men where there.

"So I guess we make a run for it?"

"yep"

"No better ideas"

"nope"

"We'll just have to dodge their fire?"

"yep"

"Allright, let's do it."

The two made a mad dash to the next city block, dodging fire. They both managed to make it to a nondescript garage, and ran in. The "elite" task force, unable to hit the masked men, surrounded the garage. Suddenly, the garage door blew off it's frame; gun fire poured out from inside. The tank, Which was not found by the task force, was quickly on the street, driving at about 50 MPH.

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The Government of Flying Monkey Poo has released the following statement:

"We request that all packages of Mr.Meat be returned to Flying Monkey Poo at once. This includes all packages currently under quarantine by forgen governments."

"We also wish to announce that the armed robbery of grocery stores around the world is not, repeat not, A operation of the government of Flying Monkey Poo. Thank you."

"Also, Thursday night is Bingo Night."