Super armored tank from hell vs regular guy on foot.

**Jaggra v1** · 06-07-12, 06:26 PM

So we were playing Gulf of Oman as RU, and as usual, some kind of popular character whose name I don't remember but I'm sure the initials were M.B. jumps into a tank and has like, all these really cool upgrades since he is always inside his tank, and he just starts shooting at everything that moves, he even sniped a guy on the rooftop of that big ass Hotel... with his tank... from the other side of the map.

He was so into destroying our team I had to do something about it! Ya kno?

So, I remembered Leonidas killing that big ass wolf thing, and I thought to myself: "Why not?":

I armed myself with a shitty RPG launcher and just ran into that huge tank that was causing so much mayhem around the place. At first, he noticed me and was like "LOL ILL RUN OVER THAT GUY" but I did this torero motion and olé! He missed me, so I shot a rocket at the side of his tank...
And it was then when he understood... I know he thought "THIS IZ TOO MAWCH FOR MEE FLEEE!" so he tried to escape full throttle, but I just couldn't let such virtual war crimes go like that, and before he could ride into the sunset in his armored can, I shot another happy rocket at his rear, disabling it, there was some dude with a lousy aim trying to empty his mag into me but I was like LOL yaoming.jpg, and I just shot my final rocket ov doom at the smoking metal thing that once terrorized all of Oman, and it blew into pieces. That guy just had his Brass kicked in a Major way.

I encourage you all to face what you fear and do as I did!

TL; DR: I'm awesome.

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