Souless Bastards!

**BiscuitBoy** · 07-12-07, 01:22 PM

Ok so I got on the server last night around 8PM CST and was assigned to a team with absolutely no one I have ever heard of on it. Redeye was there for a short stint but he had to leave shortly after I arrived. Ok so I went about 5 games of losing in a row because no on on my team was using their mic, nor did they have a brain apparently (people driving off in APC's leaving 4 people behind, friendly air transports tk'ing me while I was in a tank, etc).

I was going to switch teams but I thought to myself "anyone who has a soul wouldn't change to the better team to instigate even more ownage." To my dismay no one from the pwning team swapped teams to try to even out the playing field. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that you guys sold your souls to the devil last night to aquire all of that ownage (laggy, braddoc, turtle, firedog, etc). Later on WorstPE, brinkwolf, Krom Monkey, & arreo got on and we squadded up and things got better but 6 losses in a row was my limit and I had to bail (things got better when this happened but before this it was unbareable).

So I hope that one night of ownage was worth your souls (don't get used to it). Be warned! I will now be carrying a clark shotgun with gun powder that was blessed by a Nepalese monk to smite you guys! :4 Good day gentlemen.

**Benandorf** · 07-12-07, 01:24 PM

We have no souls.

Simple as that ^_~

**Mcstrange** · 07-12-07, 01:25 PM

I sold my soul to tivo lastnight...

**BiscuitBoy** · 07-12-07, 01:31 PM

In fact I have now made shotgun jesus my avatar as a constant reminder to the souless that I am coming!

**Turtlesexx** · 07-12-07, 01:33 PM

LOL The funny part I actually thought about switching until Krom started owning my ass! He must have killed me 15 times in a 2 round match!! It was pretty even after they showed up. I think we even had a few close games and lost a couple!!!

**Redeye7** · 07-12-07, 01:36 PM

Ahh yeah biscuit I remember that, there was much pwnage of our asses occuring, and then someone knocked on my door and I had to bail.

To be honest, I had played one too many maps, and had some good rounds, but I was fading, not playing well and making dumb decisions. I blame it on the beer.

Don't feel bad, a few rounds before that on Gibraltar we were outnumbered by around 10 people, and at one point only had seven people on our side in squads, the rest were being jackass lonewolves, including our point whore commander who never issued an order, but eventually quit because I refused to quit spamming order requests at him.

We lost the first round on Gibraltar in under 5 minutes, I swear. They delivered the killing blow with two walkers at the toll station, and I was was sorely tempted to start right clicking grenades on any non squadded friendly I could find (although I would never do that, it sounded like a brilliant idea).

Sometimes it just goes down like that.

**Turtlesexx** · 07-12-07, 01:41 PM

Yeah Firedog and I were talking about how we had never see Gibraltar go down that fast....Not to rub it in!!!

**Redeye7** · 07-12-07, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Turtlesexx

Yeah Firedog and I were talking about how we had never see Gibraltar go down that fast....Not to rub it in!!!

I hear ya, go ahead and rub it in, we got what we deserved. Zero teamplay deserves zero respect.

**Braddoc** · 07-12-07, 02:10 PM

heh. i wouldn't go so far as to say soulless. i wound up with at least 28 souls last night, although someone took one from me

lets check my list for names i recognize:

Cloudfish

x2)ChevyMuscle454:AKillerAmongU:

Angellmajick:Soku_Jinchu:WorstPE:WinterSays:

and last but not least....
BiscuitBoy:

if anyone else is missing one, i may have it. braddoc scissorhands came out of the booth!

**Redeye7** · 07-12-07, 02:18 PM

LOL Braddoc, I had two good shots to get your tags last night on Shitty Tabia. You guys were running around in our base, and all i had was the engineer sidearm. I had you twice had WIDE OPEN shot on you, and I pulled my knife so that I wouldn't give away my position to turtle and firedog, and i MISSED, both times. Oh man I was bent about that one

Even though nobody got em I deserved to lose my tags after that hehe.

Each time you heard the knife sound (I guess) because when I missed both times, like a jackass, you whirled around and wasted me before I could get my sidearm back out.