View Poll Results: So my wife has hidden my cable modem....

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  • I should lock the TV from all entertainment television and lifetime original series

    33 19.88%

  • I should negotiate with her time sharing agreement between me, her, and my cable modem

    38 22.89%

  • I should hide her tampons, hair dryer, and assorted woman things

    48 28.92%

  • Time for a new wife.

    47 28.31%
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  1. MaBell37
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    03-19-08, 02:52 PM #101

    Re: why I'm gone

    Kick her the fuck out, divorce her sorry ass, and buy yourself a new modem. Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't place a round in their ear and shoot the back of it from a distance.
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    03-19-08, 06:30 PM #102

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by Rooster050
    ...Hiding her tampons would just be cruel. Plus you might see a bloody mess that no man should ever see...
    or find it in bed with you.... yeeech!
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    03-19-08, 07:57 PM #103

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by MaBell37
    Kick her the fuck out, divorce her sorry ass, and buy yourself a new modem. Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't place a round in their ear and shoot the back of it from a distance.

    Your a Crazy.

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    03-19-08, 08:08 PM #104

    Re: why I'm gone

    Tell her she that those pants do, indeed, make her look fat.
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    03-19-08, 08:12 PM #105

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple!
    Tell her she that those pants do, indeed, make her look fat.
    hahahaha thats funny. that would most likley piss her off.

    my opion is take all her underwear and bras :9
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    03-19-08, 11:03 PM #106

    Re: why I'm gone

    New wife. I don't know how a gamer could marry a non-gamer, let alone fall in love with one, anyway :P
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    03-20-08, 12:51 PM #107

    Re: why I'm gone

    You should have the self discipline to not game so much, and spend time with the woman you love.
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    03-20-08, 02:06 PM #108

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by marmaduke1971
    You should have the self discipline to not game so much, and spend time with the woman you love.
    Are you a woman!?! The is the He Man (no gaming) Woman Haters club! Just say no to drugs....just say no.
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    03-20-08, 03:33 PM #109

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by SpankyMcFly3
    Quote Originally Posted by marmaduke1971
    You should have the self discipline to not game so much, and spend time with the woman you love.
    Are you a woman!?! The is the He Man (no gaming) Woman Haters club! Just say no to drugs....just say no.
    sounds like a woman.
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    If turd fergusons want to troll their lives away, that's the world's problem. Go read the CNN.com comments section, or any comments section, anywhere. All of the big threads are going to be the crazy people saying stupid shit.
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    03-20-08, 04:21 PM #110

    Re: why I'm gone

    Sorry, if I have to choose between love and my favorite hobby... I'll go with the hobby. Lots of great women out there, and the ones that are worth it are gamers themselves :P
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