View Poll Results: So my wife has hidden my cable modem....

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  • I should lock the TV from all entertainment television and lifetime original series

    33 19.88%

  • I should negotiate with her time sharing agreement between me, her, and my cable modem

    38 22.89%

  • I should hide her tampons, hair dryer, and assorted woman things

    48 28.92%

  • Time for a new wife.

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    08-01-07, 03:08 PM #51

    Re: why I'm gone

    ..say "well, honey I'm not gaming anymore and I find this interesting....we can do this together".
    The way i see it this is a no lose situation. Either you get your modem back or you wont care...
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    08-01-07, 03:19 PM #52

    Re: why I'm gone

    I&#39;m trying to to bust out laughing in my office......

    damn mas,asdasd;klasdtjkljkl;tyt
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    08-01-07, 03:21 PM #53

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    Save yourself the trouble and open negotiations immediately!
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    08-01-07, 03:23 PM #54

    Re: why I'm gone

    Trash the house until you find it. If you cant find it, punch here in the vagina until she gives it to you (sex and the modem).
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    08-01-07, 03:29 PM #55

    Re: why I'm gone

    Fair warning, for all you young bucks. Being married is like having a third parent.
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    08-01-07, 03:31 PM #56

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by rock_lobster
    Trash the house until you find it. If you cant find it, punch here in the vagina until she gives it to you (sex and the modem).
    Donkeypunch her in the back of the head during intercourse, maybe she will remember where it is.

    HAHAHAHAHHAA..... Idk about that one.

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    08-01-07, 03:42 PM #57

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by rock_lobster
    Trash the house until you find it. If you cant find it, punch here in the vagina until she gives it to you (sex and the modem).
    literally, having to type with one hand......with my other glued over my mouth.....so I don&#39;t explode into hilarity.

    pow.....right in the vagina.........
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    08-01-07, 03:46 PM #58

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by ...bigdog...
    Quote Originally Posted by rock_lobster
    Trash the house until you find it. If you cant find it, punch here in the vagina until she gives it to you (sex and the modem).
    literally, having to type with one hand......with my other glued over my mouth.....so I don&#39;t explode into hilarity.

    pow.....right in the vagina.........
    It&#39;s called the cooter punch yo....
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    08-01-07, 05:06 PM #59

    Re: why I'm gone

    Ok, disregard my earlier post. There is no way that I&#39;m showing the wife this thread.

    For one she&#39;ll think that we are all sick and all need laggy&#39;s pills.

    Most importantly, she&#39;ll get to look behind the curtain of what makes us tick. NEVER good.

    Thanks god I&#39;m not at work (sorry big) LOL.
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    08-01-07, 05:10 PM #60

    Re: why I'm gone

    Quote Originally Posted by SAMBO
    Fair warning, for all you young bucks. Being married is like having a third parent.
    I&#39;m never getting married
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