Thread: FrauFacts

I have compiled a list of facts I have found about our friend Frau, enjoy.

Guns don't kill people. Frau kills People.

The chief export of Frau is Pain.

Frau doesn't go hunting.... FRAU GOES KILLING

Frau does not sleep. She waits.

Frau has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Frau allows to live.

When Frau does a pushup, she isn’t lifting herself up, she’s pushing the Earth down.

Frau is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Frau.

Fraus’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When Frau falls in water, Frau doesn't get wet. Water gets Frau.

Frau CAN believe it's not butter.

Frau always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Frau can sneeze with her eyes open.

Pure Badass if you ask me....

It's like Chuck Norris jokes, but for Frau!

There's some site that randomly generates Chuck Norris jokes. Saw a lot of those there. Still, they're funny all over again when applied to Frau.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com lots of copy/paste

You forgot
Frau's best friend is an infantry sonar and a shotty
Frau can usually be found in close proximity to Laggy, who is her idol.
Frau is the only one on TTP to reach Major General
Frau lost her above mentioned crown due to EA's jacked up ranking system
Frau inspires all the teenage boys on TTP to wear thongs and fantasize about getting killed by her.
Frau has her own fan club on TTP who call themselves Frauctolgists.
Frau is the Billie Jean King of TTP

Originally Posted by GI_Jeff13

Frau inspires all the teenage boys on TTP to wear thongs and fantasize about getting killed by her.

We do no such thing!

Well, I don't... I think AK does, though.

I do

Originally Posted by GI_Jeff13

Frau is the Billie Jean King of TTP

Frau's gay?

Is major gen. or lt gen higher? I know she made Lt.