Thread: Grand Master, can you stand still so I can hit you!?

He is prolly one of the most difficult to kill! I missed him at LEAST 3 times last night with the "street-sweeper" shotty and he was armed with the good 'ole pump shotty. I know that the pump will make you take your time and aim better due to it's inherent slow recycle rate. Prolly why he uses it almost exclusively! DAMN!

yea hes a bunny hoppin sun o' bitch!!


wait until i get as good as you GMG

THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!!

best way to kill bunny hoppers is with arty and bombs.

gmg is a hemroid tho

GMG is a royal pain in the ass to kill face up. I think I have narrowed it down to 40/60% still in his favor, but a lot better then when I first started coming across him.


One thing I find very amusing though. GMG has horrible luck on trying to out run my SRAW's in his little buggy.

And on the other hand, when I do decide to take a buggy myself I always seem to run over his god dam mines.

Originally Posted by TheJeep1

And on the other hand, when I do decide to take a buggy myself I always seem to run over his god dam mines.

same here

hehe, fight fire with fire, if it wasnt for mines id never kill the bastad.

If you poke around the ol' net you can find all sorts of information...

The GMG honed his skills for years in the now defunct BF2 hopscotch league (BF2HSL). Competing for prizes as high as $6.38 in the annual world cup finals, the GMG became renowned for his mastery of the difficult "P3ngu1nHat5u1t" jumping style, which routinely blew the terrified competion away.

In 2007 the GMG announced his formal retirement from competitive hopscotch, and in his teary farewell speech informed his fans and esteemed competitors that he would be moving on to less stressful activities, such as killing everyone he saw on the battlefield with one of the shortest range, slowest shooting weapons in the game. Arguably the most devoted HSer of all time in any game, the GMG was inducted into the BF2HSL hall of fame in February of 2008, but declined to appear at the ceremony.

Originally Posted by jabberwock

If you poke around the ol' net you can find all sorts of information...

The GMG honed his skills for years in the now defunct BF2 hopscotch league (BF2HSL). Competing for prizes as high as $6.38 in the annual world cup finals, the GMG became renowned for his mastery of the difficult "P3ngu1nHat5u1t" jumping style, which routinely blew the terrified competion away.

In 2007 the GMG announced his formal retirement from competitive hopscotch, and in his teary farewell speech informed his fans and esteemed competitors that he would be moving on to less stressful activities, such as killing everyone he saw on the battlefield with one of the shortest range, slowest shooting weapons in the game. Arguably the most devoted HSer of all time in any game, the GMG was inducted into the BF2HSL hall of fame in February of 2008, but declined to appear at the ceremony.

OMG I think I just wet myself. You are too funny.