need a good excuse fast

**mattscooby** · 11-14-08, 05:08 PM

ok simple one here .
need a fast excuse here to run out tonight , spend about $30 get a enw head set as cat killed my last 2 and then explain to wife why its so important .
$30 will cover some thing so so and not break the bank and get ass in to much trouble .
so guys .
best excuse why a new head set is essential for me .
so i can tell the wife why

oh and please take in to acount .
shes 5 months pregnant .
ok shes fat .
and getting bigger .
latina and fierce temptered.
thats it .

**DJ Ms. White** · 11-14-08, 05:25 PM

It was nice knowing you Matt, although, if you pull this trick off, take a soap bar and rub it over the headset cords to coat them. Cats don't like soap in their mouths.

**Gonzo0100** · 11-14-08, 05:30 PM

uhm...... errr..... how about..... yea i got nothen.....

**Hocus Pocus** · 11-14-08, 05:37 PM

hey sweetheart, I had to go to the store and grab a new headset because my stopped working. I tried to exchange it for another one and they told me it wasn't possible because there appeared to be physical damage, what crap huh? They gave me a good deal on these so its not like I spent a lot, what do you think?

yup.. my girl is hispanic too. if that fails. head for the hills.

**Adretheon** · 11-14-08, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by mattscooby

latina and fierce temptered.

Your DOOOOOMMMEEDD!!!!!

**Cybs** · 11-14-08, 05:44 PM

In this situation... your not going to get permission...

Although forgiveness is easier to get. If your still the bastard, remind her that it's her cat that chewed up your headset.

And if all else fails... tell her that you don't want to upset the baby with your gameplay. Because you know, babies pick up everything in the womb including the sound of their mother's voice.

**Cleric** · 11-14-08, 05:47 PM

Shes hispanic?

you...be...screwed!

**Addrake** · 11-14-08, 05:47 PM

Oh yeah, when you do get the new headset...I recommend Office Max. They have a nice selection and it's only $5 for the service plan. Their plans are the best, walk in with a mangled husk of a headset...walk out with a shiny new one.

Well worth it.