A funny story about that infamous air whore JPCarey!

**ARKOUDAKI** · 03-08-10, 03:09 PM

Hi all,

Last night I think many people that faced up to JPCarey shared a similar experience...getting constantly mowed down by his strafing and bombing in the jets or worse yet being gunned down in cold blood while he was in the attack chopper. Now before I begin, let me say that I like JPCarey

...this is despite the fact that he is a well known 'air whore' and all

. That said, last night while I was playing on the Chinese side I think good ole JP gunned me down in the US attack chopper pretty regularly, to the point that I was actually thinking about having someone whack him in real life :6 Just kidding of course... :9 So while getting shot to pieces by JP I recalled a series of interesting stories about him that made me laugh - as I bled out of course. So here goes.

I will admit candidly that JP is an excellent player in the air. However, JP can't seem to get out of the aircraft very easy. While we were playing Dragon Valley I was in JP's squad on the US side. JP told all of us to 'hold spawn' (sorta sexual in nature :6) while he grabbed a jet and headed for the Chinese HQ. So JP gets the jet and flys out...then jumps from the plane and manages to crash his body into one of the buildings in the process...KIA! :6 However, not to be put off by that lack of skill, JP tells our squaddies to continued to hold spawn and he does the same process over again...grabs a jet and heads to the Chinese HQ...and then once again manages to kill himself while jumping out of the jet :9 At the time we all laughed at him and I told JP that I would have to post this on TTP just to let people join in the fun :10

On another night I find myself joining up with JP again on the Sharqi map. JP tells the squad he will grab the attack chopper and do a jump on the TV Station and then we can do a quick flag capture. So off JP goes and what happens, he manages to jump into the rotar blades of the chopper...sliced JP :6

I thought I would share this with you all just in case you have some similar stories. After all, JP may be hard to beat in the air but he clearly has problems anywhere else... :6

Kisses JP

**WaterDumple** · 03-08-10, 03:13 PM

Heartwarming to see or hear of an airwhore get his ass busted.

**Sfrichck** · 03-08-10, 03:14 PM

Lol well that does make me feel alittle better, even after all the bombings i get by him while cursing his name. And i do curse his name jsut ask anyone who has been in a squad with me at the time.

**dataway** · 03-08-10, 04:12 PM

I shot him out of the seat of a chopper with an AT last night.... I was a hero in my mind for about 2 minutes.
JohnnyB (dataway)

**visuvius** · 03-08-10, 04:14 PM

He is a good guy. Dude has given up the jet for me at the start of a round for the flag cap on multiple occasions.

**JPCAREY** · 03-08-10, 05:34 PM

Thanks Visu

. Yea It is true that I encounter some mechanical problems when I bail out of equipment, I guess that means I was meant to stay in it... hahaha jk. I'm not sure if I need to defend my airwhoreish like ways but I will say that I've spent countless hours ground pounding between all my accounts and do enjoy ground pounding sometimes. Like most that play this game, They play to win, and I try to grab the equipment that I can help my team the most with to win. Sometimes I am a walking ambulance reviving everything in sight. Sometimes the simple things like pressing the E button to bail at a flag still seem to give me problems.

I will practice that some more as I have shamed you ardouki

**ARKOUDAKI** · 03-08-10, 07:07 PM

Don't worry JP, I still luv ya!

:6

PS Given how bad you were ripping people up last night - and me included - I thought I would give all your victims some lite relief.

PSS Also, Dataway, great shot with the AT rocket taking JP out of his seat :10