Thread: The power of 6

Originally Posted by iamjohnnyrico

IamJohnnyRico here, leader of Rico Inc., Rico Co., & Rico Corp.

First I would like to thank all of the squadmembers who have done nothing but help me. Yes it's you the "little guy/gal" that have aided in a successful production at Rico Corp. Because of your relentless ability to SPAWN GREEN, our corporation has handed out the following to our competitors:

• Flag losses.
• Vehicles/Jets/Armor stolen.
• Commander being knifed and assets go bye-bye.
• The realization one gets when there's no where to spawn because we've got all your flags.
• Dispatching full squads.
• The feeling one gets when they think they've killed Rico - only to find out he's been revived and 4 people just spawned in, kill you, then rape your corpse with t/g-bagging.

Now, having covered some of our past victories, I need to make you aware of something that could cripple our corporation.

At this moment, Rico Corp. has been setting industry standards by an impressive top squad 66% of the time. So the question everyone's mind should be - "What is stopping the number of top squad appearances?" Our corporation can achieve anywhere from 95%-100% output if everyone involved in our daily tasks, puts aside their own ambition by clicking on the white dot and rather SPAWN GREEN by clicking on the green dot instead.

SPAWNING GREEN is similar to the current trend of "Going Green", where if every person in America was commited to the goal, it would happen. Alas, this is not the case. Right now there are people who join our beloved corporation, and rather than live the company SOP, they go off and do they're "own thing". This is insabordination and must be dealt with immediately to maintain our level Standard Operating Procedures or SOP.

So where do you fit in to all of this you ask? Well, actions speak louder than words, so I need everyone to set the example. From this day foward, when you die - SPAWN GREEN. It's that simple. Say it, "I will SPAWN GREEN". Maybe I didn't hear you, so stand up put your arms on the person's shoulder next to you and repeat after me, "I will SPAWN GREEN". That wasn't so hard, was it?

All I ask of you is that next time and every time, "SPAWN GREEN".

IamJohnnyRico
CEO
Rico Corporation

That's because you have the unfortunate bad luck of opposing the GMG LLP

I really did enjoy when they did spawn green yesterday and I ran over most of Rico's squad with the APC. That made my day.

To Hell with the Rico Corp.

They call themselves "Green", and they do work well together,but there is a price. I speak for the other team,for at one time I led them. I was a happy Commander.....dropping boxes for my tanks, cars for my squadleaders, and most of all....making sure Rico Corp. didn't succeed in the forceful acquisition of Jalallabad's most prime real estate, the Mosque. All was going well until a small red dot appeared in my scanner........a fast mover, heading for the Mosque. That red dot quickly became six red dots. Mosque was now Rico Corps. Eastern division. Even though the team was warned.....help was asked for, and cars were spotted......the team needed a scapegoat. After time ran out, and 17 Mutiny votes later, they took my job.....and took my dog......and broke my jaw.

Or tossing up that one lucky claymore... that wipes out 5 out of 6 people when they all spawn in at once.... of course the one that got missed is usually Rico who turns around and revives everyone.