Thread: CivilWars: for all your tank washing needs

So playing Seine Crossing last night I am on the C flag when Civil comes driving by alone in the tank. I jump in his gunner seat and proceed to spraying and praying.

We start taking AT fire so I jump out and commence to repairing. As I repair he continues to fire and take damage so I keep a welding as any good wrench bitch should.

Then the most amazing thing happens. The tank starts to have a spasm. 6 inches forward then rotate about 10 degrees to the left then 6 inches backwards. Rinse repeat.

Well rinse is right. Imagine my joy watching my sparkling, pimped out, freshly repaired and gassed up tank drive over the edge and fall into the river.

Civil you DO know those things are not boats right?

Its a good hiding spot down there. I use it sometimes when I am taking a lot of rockets. Trick is to land on the walkway and not go in the water.

oh he didnt drive down the stairs... he drove thru the retaining wall and was falling Starboard side down last I saw him

lol yeah. I drove through the wall by accident and onto the walk way down below. I was there for a good 5 mins just shooting the buildings and letting the rubble kill the people.

Now I wonder if you can park it on the boat....

Good story, but I wasn't driving. Only time I drove the tank last night on Siene I stopped on the street on our side firing to theirs. I did hear someone in my squad say that someone just drove the tank in the river though.


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That is so weird. I SWEAR I saw your name as the driver as it drove across the river thru C into the enemy side

Civil is just revising history it's all good!

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No Glitch, to my shame I thought I had joined the Navy and had a new 2 man submersible last night. Damn you Corona!!!!

AH HA! lol I was bewildered but laughing... as I realized my cover just went skinny dipping leaving me naked standing in the middle of the street with my torch in my hand