Thread: Dod Poll

Have you ever been on the motorway or on a local road and witnessed the diabolical act of an averedge motorist unzipping and depositing his urine by the roadside?

Nauseating, barbaric and illegal, Austrian officials today have announced that people are simply taking the pee and that it's time they took some action or rather inflict action upon demented urinating individuals.

Their idea is to introduce pitiable snake warnings to scare motorists from letting it leak.

Nice one wisecracks, now all we need is a brainless moron dressed as a wild bear parading up and down roadsides making drivers simply 'too scared' to chuck their litter out of the window. Add a few caution signs, entitled 'beware of bears' down every roadside in the country and your mission is complete. I'm sure the typical sophisticated adult in todays society will never know your pulling one over their
eyes.

Or am i wrong? Are the Austrians simply too gullible or rather inarticulate to believe the new tactic as Franz Perder, manager of a motorway restaurant in Guntramsdorf where the snake bite shocker has been implanted says

"Of course there are no snakes but they don't know that. The warnings have worked really well."

The warning is said to be translated into four other different languages one of which is Polish. Here's an idea, let's scrap the Polish translation so that millions of immigrants flee the country in horror of bloodcurdling snakes roaming around their roads. I won't tell if you won't.

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A turn of the tables, Austrian Officials taking the pee with their joke of a tactic.[/align]

Source: Ananova

It'll probably work initially but then everyone will figure it out.

haha a nice idea, maybe they should actually release some snakes...

It should be illegal to release snakes. There is nothing wrong with urinating on the side of the road if there is no bathroom for miles. Better then doing it in your car or pants.

Go in a bottle or can.

I know a ton of you guys who play cs have played dod or at least own it. If you could, please take a few seconds to respond to this poll that I put up in our Dod forum. Your answers will be really helpful. Thanks.

http://www.texasteamplayers.com/foru...?topic=13497.0