Reason to have a child

**Monk** · 09-23-09, 08:48 PM

So I learned something from Mad Mardigan today.

The key to rushing is, first of all, have a kid (boy or girl, it doesn't matter apparently). Then, when the kid is old enough to hold his/her head up on his/her own, teach that kid to hold down the Up Arrow key (or whichever key you've assigned "move forward" to... mine, of course is "W"). That way you have no choice but to rush forward. Apparently it does wonders... especially with a p90

Hmmmm

Monk

PS Oh yeah, and every now and then, have your kid say "Move you fuckin pecks" into the mic. That always lifts people's spirits

**AKshun** · 09-23-09, 09:58 PM

Papa's always said, "Teach 'em early, at a young age".

**Jambi** · 09-23-09, 10:46 PM

The mad mad rush always gets its pecks.

**IRON MAN 2142** · 09-23-09, 10:47 PM

Hello, I hail from Battlefield and TF2, WTF is a peck?

**DJ Ms. White** · 09-23-09, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by IRON MAN 2142

Hello, I hail from Battlefield and TF2, WTF is a peck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willow_(film)

**IRON MAN 2142** · 09-23-09, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by GM Mr. White

Originally Posted by IRON MAN 2142

Hello, I hail from Battlefield and TF2, WTF is a peck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willow_(film)

Way to link to a non-existent wikipedia page

**DJ Ms. White** · 09-24-09, 02:34 AM

...it was there when I linked it...odd

**HungerForce** · 09-24-09, 02:36 AM

Its a problem with the last ) mark. Just copy and paste, you lazy bum.

**DJ Ms. White** · 09-24-09, 02:36 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willow_(film) last ) was getting left out of the url.

**Flea** · 09-25-09, 01:07 PM

as long as you point out that it is JUST a game, children have a certain way of absorbing things entirely and in a way that lacks the rational understanding that these are not real people and that shooting real people is entirely wrong.