Thread: I miss cs_Italy

played Italy 3 times yesterday!!

I got this from a chain mail letter.

"This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards

Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'

Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

Try it; What have you got to lose!"

Oh yeah by the way Intel and AOL are also teaching pigs how to fly.
(And in pink too, nice touch to make it look more real.)

Try it; What have you got to lose!"

(questions end with question marks; "manager field operations" my ass)

So, uh, what have I got to lose by replying to said email? Let's see:

• Credit Card Number
• PIN Number
• Checking Account Number(s)
• Mother's Maiden Name
• Social Security Number
• Employee Number
• My identity and the sanctity of my asshole

Funny thing is, the person who sent you that actually believed it.

I got that a few months ago...received my check from Microsoft last week

tl;dr

I've gotten those before. They all follow the same pattern of looking like an eight year old wrote it.

Oh wait...

If there is one thing you can trust it is things written in giant pink letters.


NOW GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR CREDIT NUMBERS

If you know the person who sent it to you, go pay them a visit and offer the big slap of sense.

Originally Posted by AzH

If you know the person who sent it to you, go pay them a visit and offer the big slap of sense.

Hey red, my avvy still wants a word with yours

NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND I WILL DEPOSIT ONE MILLION IN YOUR ACCOUNTS


warning wearevenom will not really deposit any money in your accounts

I find it humorous is that someone thinks it'll have more impact large and in pink for their bogus email (sad and sorry individual)