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**Agent** · 11-23-07, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Benandorf

Originally Posted by Veovis

Remember those kids that always argued about which super hero could beat another one?

The Flash is the single most powerful character in existence, followed by Superman (but he's so generic and boring...)

If you cut out those two, though, then the fights are more interesting.

You are the most singlehandedly mis-informed, self-proclaimed knower of super hero knowledge in all of existence.

The flash blows, all he can do is run fast. That is it. oh, and he has little wings on his head.

Superman......got beaten badly by batman.

All batman had was a tiny piece of kryptonite, and superman was his bitch.
If you haven't seen it, watch batman vs. superman. You will watch superman get owned by a human being.

Really, that is how it went down. :3

**Mr.Jello** · 11-23-07, 05:58 PM

Yeeaaaah, Batman kicks ass.
Superman's a bitch.

**Benandorf** · 11-23-07, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by agentazn303

Originally Posted by Benandorf

Originally Posted by Veovis

Remember those kids that always argued about which super hero could beat another one?

The Flash is the single most powerful character in existence, followed by Superman (but he's so generic and boring...)

If you cut out those two, though, then the fights are more interesting.

The flash blows, all he can do is run fast. That is it. oh, and he has little wings on his head.

That shows you lack of knowledge. The flash is omnipotent, in that he can say the words vibration and molecules, and then do anything. He's used it to destroy tons of stuff, and even go back in time. The current flash isn't as powerful, but that one flash (forget him name at the moment, too lazy to look) had almost complete control over the speed-force or whatever it's called.

Superman may have lost, but at least the old superman was ungodly powerful (new one is toned down a bit). Invulnerable to anything except a rare mineral from his dead planet (which shows up a lot for a super-rare object, but whatever), running almost as fast as the flash, strongest character, with laser vision, ice breath, can hold his breath infinitely long, etc.

**Agent** · 11-23-07, 06:17 PM

To each his own ben.

But seeing batman make superman into a walking hulk of a hoe, that just made me lose all respect for him.

"teh man of steel" is nothing but a steroid injected alien hooker.

**MotoZ** · 11-23-07, 06:19 PM

Batman blows, Robin laid an egg. Superman, shmuperman. If any of those clanners or lone wolves showed up on TTP they would be banned. And think of how many times Superman had to lie to his girl just to play his game. Face it, he was embarassed of his lone wolving. Oh, sure, he always managed to save the day, but he was lucky. Who was covering his back at the Planet while he was off pulling those secret shenanigans? Nobody. He let that team down.

Everyone knows that teamwork pwns. That's why The Incredibles pwn all other superheros.

**Benandorf** · 11-23-07, 06:19 PM

I hate superman anyways, cause he's the lazy man's hero. "Give him all the powers!" And such a non-character. He has no personality. He's just a hero.

Marvel>DC.

**Mr.Jello** · 11-23-07, 06:30 PM

Marvel is shit.
DC is gritty, greasy, and bad ass.
Check the ava... black mask, most bad ass villain ever.
He cut up Catwoman's sister's husband and made her eat it.
Who does shit like that?
He does.
That's why DC is great.

**Agent** · 11-23-07, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by ebaconjr

Batman blows, Robin laid an egg. Superman, shmuperman. If any of those clanners or lone wolves showed up on TTP they would be banned. And think of how many times Superman had to lie to his girl just to play his game. Face it, he was embarassed of his lone wolving. Oh, sure, he always managed to save the day, but he was lucky. Who was covering his back at the Planet while he was off pulling those secret shenanigans? Nobody. He let that team down.

Everyone knows that teamwork pwns. That's why The Incredibles pwn all other superheros.

Lol.

WEll don't let my preached ownage of superman by batman lead you to believe I am in the D.C. camp.

Marvel all teh way.

i just wanted to state that superman gets owned constantly by humans.

Originally Posted by Benandorf

The Flash is the single most powerful character in existence, followed by Superman

Originally Posted by Benandorf

Superman may have lost, but at least the old superman was ungodly powerful (new one is toned down a bit). Invulnerable to anything except a rare mineral from his dead planet (which shows up a lot for a super-rare object, but whatever), running almost as fast as the flash, strongest character, with laser vision, ice breath, can hold his breath infinitely long, etc.

Originally Posted by Benandorf

I hate superman anyways

Lol shmenandorf.