Go Viking!!

**dex71** · 09-08-12, 09:42 AM

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris "Warcraft" Kluwe comes to the defense of Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo in a letter to Maryland state delegate Emmit C. Burns Jr. Burns Jr. had sent a letter to the Ravens management after Ayanbadejo spoke out in-favor of a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage. Burns told Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti to "inhibit such expressions from your employee". This spurred Kluwe to respond in the form of a letter......and it's a classic.

"They Won't Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster": Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage To The Politician Who Is Offended By An NFL Player Supporting It

A snippet:

not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a narcissistic fromunda stain. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-boggingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person's right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit

Lol.....Go Warcraft!!!

**SpecOpsScott** · 09-08-12, 06:05 PM

Wow, just wow. As i read that letter i couldn't help thinking how Chris would fit right in around here! "Holy fucking shitballs!"

Nice job putting Burns in his place, sadly im sure he will miss the point.

**Rawr** · 09-09-12, 10:19 AM

I was actually EXTREMELY impressed with his writing. Call me an elitist asshole, but I definitely didn't expect an NFL player to have such a way with words. I laughed through almost the entire thing.