More School Board Idiocy

[Kanati]

7-Year-Old Suspended, Teacher Says He Shaped Pastry into Gun - WBFF FoxBaltimore - Featured

At Park Elementary school, Josh was enjoying his breakfast pastry when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain. Josh said, "It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn't." Josh takes full responsibly for trying to shape his breakfast pastry, but admits it was in innocent fun. He told FOX45, "All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn't look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda." When his teacher saw the strawberry tart he knew he was in trouble, he recalls, "She was pretty mad…and I think I was in big trouble."

[DuDDy]

Ffs, really?

[Guyver]

Overboard much?

[Cojiro]

late breaking news. student shoots teacher with gun shaped pastry. teacher recovering from slight burns from the warm gooey filling. possibly cherry. could be raspberry. stay tuned for more.

[dex71]

Everyone involved needs to be removed. Teacher, Principal, and whoever hired them.

This is where 0 tolerance gets us.

[SovietDooM]

Have you had Strawberry poptarts? Deadly doesn't even begin to describe them.

[SovietDooM]

late breaking news. student shoots teacher with gun shaped pastry. teacher recovering from slight burns from the warm gooey filling. possibly cherry. could be raspberry. stay tuned for more.

Oh there's only one man who would dare us raspberry!

[619summon]

then theres this gem

The Source - Student's Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Ringtone Leads To School Lockdown

FFS does anyone not have any common sense anymore.

[Alundil]

FFS does anyone not have any common sense anymore.

modern day myth - there's never been any common sense

[SmokenScion]

This is all due to years and years of torment and low pay. What a better way to exact revenge on students and parents.