Research Grants: Useful or Wasteful?

**SmokenScion** · 05-24-13, 04:38 PM

I could provide anecdotal evidence too, My exwife, the whore who loves bacon cheeseburgers.

I propose an experiment, determining your sexual deviances by the condiments you add to your hamburger.
Can I get a Grant? This could have huge implications for marketing.

**deathgodusmc** · 05-24-13, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by SmokenScion

I could provide anecdotal evidence too, My exwife, the whore who loves bacon cheeseburgers.

I propose an experiment, determining your sexual deviances by the condiments you add to your hamburger.
Can I get a Grant? This could have huge implications for marketing.

So mayo means they swallow.

**AetheLove** · 05-24-13, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by SmokenScion

I could provide anecdotal evidence too, My exwife, the whore who loves bacon cheeseburgers.

I propose an experiment, determining your sexual deviances by the condiments you add to your hamburger.
Can I get a Grant? This could have huge implications for marketing.

Grant hell - you could get venture funding! If it works, can you even begin to imagine how much you could sell this for?

How much would a man pay to know his date's sexual quirks before they even order dessert?

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**-Lazarus-** · 05-24-13, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by SmokenScion

I could provide anecdotal evidence too, My exwife, the whore who loves bacon cheeseburgers.

I propose an experiment, determining your sexual deviances by the condiments you add to your hamburger.
Can I get a Grant? This could have huge implications for marketing.

For a laugh you really should apply. I'd bet you could get a grant for that. All you need is a published scientist on your roster. I'm serious. Go for it! There are grants issued for stupider things.

**deathgodusmc** · 05-24-13, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by -Lazarus-

For a laugh you really should apply. I'd bet you could get a grant for that. All you need is a published scientist on your roster. I'm serious. Go for it! There are grants issued for stupider things.

In the past several times i have discussed getting rid of stupid spending on shit like how often a roach farts. That was an actual study and its every 15 minutes on average.

**DJ Ms. White** · 05-24-13, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by AetheLove

Grant hell - you could get venture funding! If it works, can you even begin to imagine how much you could sell this for?

How much would a man pay to know his date's sexual quirks before they even order dessert?

Æ

What's it mean if she orders a sloppy Joe and a chocolate shake?

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**-Lazarus-** · 05-24-13, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

In the past several times i have discussed getting rid of stupid spending on shit like how often a roach farts. That was an actual study and its every 15 minutes on average.

Smoken, you have to do it! Get the grant, then give the money back and go to the press with the story. Tell how fucked up things are. Stick it to the man!

**-Lazarus-** · 05-24-13, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

What's it mean if she orders a sloppy Joe and a chocolate shake?

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All I can say White is - hang on to that one. She's a keeper.

**SmokenScion** · 05-24-13, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

What's it mean if she orders a sloppy Joe and a chocolate shake?

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Sounds like my kinda girl.

**SmokenScion** · 05-24-13, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by -Lazarus-

Smoken, you have to do it! Get the grant, then give the money back and go to the press with the story. Tell how fucked up things are. Stick it to the man!

Fuck that, I'm in it for the science, and to get girls. Girls like scientists, well at least the ones I'm looking for.