How to know you have a drinking problem.

**deathgodusmc** · 03-02-11, 10:41 AM

"A father and son in Central Florida are accused of injuring a man in Lake County because he drank their last beer, authorities said Monday.
Lake County deputy sheriffs were called to a stabbing at an Astor home at about 6:30 p.m. Friday when they found 46-year-old Jeffrey Wilkerson with a 10-inch laceration that stretched from his abdomen to his back. Wilkerson had a towel over his stomach covered in blood when authorities arrived"

Father, son charged with attacking man over last beer - Orlando Sentinel

People are fucking stupid.

**Kraker Jak** · 03-02-11, 01:27 PM

**DuDDy** · 03-02-11, 01:28 PM

Wow its 630pm, you should have plenty of time to get more beer from the store....fucking hell.

**Toker** · 03-02-11, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by DuDDy

Wow its 630pm, you should have plenty of time to get more beer from the store....fucking hell.

...but it's the principle of it.

**DuDDy** · 03-02-11, 02:08 PM

I understand the principle of it, but usually when someone takes the last beer its a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets to go to the store and get more.

**Toker** · 03-02-11, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by DuDDy

I understand the principle of it, but usually when someone takes the last beer its a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets to go to the store and get more.

...but then there may not be a beer to take with you, in the Ford pickup, on your way to the local gourmet shopping district.

**Langrad** · 03-02-11, 02:12 PM

The first person who can make successfully complete a rock paper scissors game must be sober enough to drive.

**Toker** · 03-02-11, 02:12 PM

...only logical solution: stab the fucker.

**Toker** · 03-02-11, 02:18 PM

Cleetus: Dag Nabit! Who dun gone and drank the last beer!?
Earl: That was me, sorry boss.
Cleetus: Sorry?! I'm gun' make you pay boy!
Earl: Cleetus, you may be my brother, and my daddy, but you aint gun do nuttin.

*chaos unfolds*

Redneck pride +1 - Logic 0

^seems plausible....

**Rawr** · 03-02-11, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Toker

Earl: Cleetus, you may be my brother, and my daddy, but you aint gun do nuttin.

It took me a second to make the connection on what would need to be done for someone to be a brother and father, and once it dawned on me.. I wish I could un-imagine it.