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**deathgodusmc** · 10-08-11, 10:13 AM

Amish Men's Beards Cut Off; Police Suspect Amish-On-Amish Violence

"Sheriff's deputies are closing in on suspects from a troublemaking Amish splinter group in Ohio who have broken into homes and cut off the beards and hair of other Amish men. "

The amish now have splinter cells.

**dex71** · 10-08-11, 10:15 AM

Right now, somewhere in Ohio, a catapult is being mounted on a buggy. Shit's getting real.

**deathgodusmc** · 10-08-11, 10:18 AM

LOL really how can you read this and not knid of laugh? So many people have lost eyebrows for passing out first. Is shaving someone against the law? Can you be held at bic point?

**Pint** · 10-08-11, 10:23 AM

Can't wait for the police chase footage.

**BigHub** · 10-08-11, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

LOL really how can you read this and not knid of laugh? So many people have lost eyebrows for passing out first. Is shaving someone against the law? Can you be held at bic point?

Well to be fair, they are breaking into homes, and that my kind sir, is illegal.

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**deathgodusmc** · 10-08-11, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by BigHub

Well to be fair, they are breaking into homes, and that my kind sir, is illegal.

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Thats true but its not nearly as funny as thinking about someone being held up at razor point. All i know is i could have gotten in a whole lot of trouble by some female folk if shaving someone is illegal. However i did have consent.

Ever get bored and rip a few of those bastards out? Those little fuckers are in there good. You learn to not fight grey with tweesers.