You are a horrible person

**Bunni** · 02-29-12, 11:32 AM

So i am walking to class passing the central stair case (maybe 50-60 stairs) and i see this really... obese female student about 1/3 down the stair case trip and start to fall and scream. I was with a few others, all of us were "OH NO! OMG".

But then... like a boss shes does this roll onto her butt and then she starts bouncing down the stairs! Oh god, i never new humans could bounce like that! With her arms crossed and the most serious, solem expression ever, like this is something that happens every day and she just has to tolerate it. She'd litterally get nearly a foot of air on every stair she catches, bouncing down the stairs on her ass!

So I, like many others, break into hysterical laughter-as this is by far, the funniest thing i have ever bared whitness to. God, i've never laughed so hard!

Course when it was all over (it was a long way down) we rushed over (doing our best to mask the laugher) to help the lady who seemed quite fine acting like butt-bouncing travel method, was one of the most common means of travel in these parts. We apologized, profusely, but she shooed us off.

My sides still hurt from laughing so hard; yes, i am a horrible person

**Toker** · 02-29-12, 11:35 AM

Video must be captured.

**Stealthyking** · 02-29-12, 12:01 PM

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH Just the thought of this made me laugh really hard..

**Rawr** · 02-29-12, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Bunni

But then... like a boss shes does this roll onto her butt and then she starts bouncing down the stairs! Oh god, i never new humans could bounce like that! With her arms crossed and the most serious, solem expression ever, like this is something that happens every day and she just has to tolerate it. She'd litterally get nearly a foot of air on every stair she catches, bouncing down the stairs on her ass!

Good thing I managed to swallow my drink RIGHT as I started reading this paragraph.