Thread: Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

http://despair.com/viewall.html

If you dont want to read them, becasue there are a bunch, these are the best ones...

Humiliation: The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Losing: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Failure: When your best just isn't good enough.

Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Dysfunction: The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Destiny: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

And my favorite- Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Seen it.

But awesome none-the-less.

I loved the insanity one. And it's true.

Pessimism
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

How can you not mention this one?

this just made me feel worse, brb im going to hang myself from a tree with a piano cord.


ROFL im kidding, i love this!!! makes me feel stronger! makes me feel alive!!!
sometimes i think im getting closer to have a day like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"



this how is it like when Chaney is commanding lol, just playing.

Thank you again Chordata, first off, for the idea.

I am making the pizza cult. And, as my top lieutenant, I choose Princess. She used to always talk about pizza on other forums. Now, if you would like to join please submit the following form filled out.

Favorite pizza toppings:
Deep dish, hand tossed, or thin crust:
Favorite delivery pizza
Why you like pizza so much:

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Thunder

I want in. I like it hand tossed, all cheese cuz cheese is the bestest ever. and I think pizza tastes yummy. I like pizza so much, cuz its so yummy lol. I like pizza hut the bestest too.

Favorite pizza toppings: pepperoni
Deep dish, hand tossed, or thin crust: thin crust ftw
Favorite delivery pizza: Domino's i guess
Why you like pizza so much: Cause its pizza? lol idk

I like canadian bacon or cheese. Pepperoni sucks. Any crust is fine, as long as it's not stuffed. I eat Flying Pie. And I like it because it tastes like cheese.

I never filled out the form myself =P
Favorite pizza toppings: Cheese, more cheese, and crushed red peppers!
Deep dish, hand tossed, or thin crust: Thin Crust (crunchy =D)
Favorite delivery pizza: Papa John's or Pizza Hut (Papa Johns has Garlic... mmm..)
Why you like pizza so much: It has the perfect mix of cheese, more cheese, crushed red peppers, bread, and sauce that has ever existed!!