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**dex71** · 05-19-16, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Merritt

With that weather nobody "hangs" you shrivel or shrink; or DIE! Stoopid cold weather.

No....we drink.

When a guy drives out on a lake, most of the women stay behind....thus, no female fun limitation factor. Many of the ice houses around here have bathrooms, stoves, and satelite tv...and of course heaters. My buddys Ice Castle ( http://www.icecastlefh.com/pages.aspx?s=12421 )gets to 75F ish pretty quickly, so you wouldn't be cold for long. A cooler full of beer (so it doesn't freeze too quicly), an ATV (or two), a snowmobile (or two), and you will be back to "hanging" in no time.

Meanwhile....street crime drops to almost nothing when the temps dip, and the cold has a way of filtering out the pussies pretty quickly, leaving only the strong....and the drunk.

**salty99** · 05-19-16, 04:38 PM

You ever been outside during the day in Phoenix during the day when it's 120+?

**CivilWars** · 05-19-16, 04:58 PM

Yes

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**Kanati** · 05-19-16, 05:25 PM

well you are obviously a mutant then

**deputyfestus** · 05-19-16, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by salty99

You ever been outside during the day in Phoenix during the day when it's 120+?

Yep , actually did the whole cook an egg on the sidewalk thing.

**DancingCorpse** · 05-20-16, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Kanati

It was 102 when I was there... and the fuckstick texans were all "eh. This isn't too bad."

Originally Posted by Blood_Thirst

102??!! That's springtime weather.

But it really is though. It's just weird here right now that we are half way through May and still haven't had a day over 85 that I remember. When I moved to Waco it was the summer of 110 straight days of 110+ degrees.

Originally Posted by salty99

You ever been outside during the day in Phoenix during the day when it's 120+?

I prefer the heat in Phoenix. No humidity.

**BigHub** · 05-20-16, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by dex71

In the service?

Alaska is on my bucket list. Looks insanely beautiful.

I also know that Hub and Aggie spent enough time in the Northern climates to learn to skate and play some hockey (the ONLY true sport). For the most part, though, most Southern folks tend to not enjoy our Winters too much. The biggest mistake they make is locking themselves inside for the season instead of finding ways to enjoy it. They end-up looking like Jack Nicholson in The Shining after a few weeks of going stir-crazy. The trick is to get out and enjoy the things that can only be done in the Winter.

Yup, we spent 3 years in ole Canadia... I had my fair share of -20 to -40 winters. Enough to move my ass back to Texas.