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02-01-09, 01:23 PM #4
Most newbly survivors you have encountered?
Just last night in a game of versus mode, I experienced stupidity at its greatest. The enemy team on the finale of no mercy (currently playing as the survivors), were so scattered apart that my team of infected picked them off before they reached the finale. 2 of them had searched EVERY room in the bottom area of the map, which left them far behind the others. One of them was simply slow, and was only just reaching the elevator shaft. The final one, was moving too fast, and quickly climbed up the ladder to the top.
I'm assuming at this point, you can tell what happened next. The quick one was killed instantly via a smoker pulling him off of the building, the guy in the elevator shaft was vomited upon, and the 2 back in the beginning were both pounced on simaltaneously by 2 hunters. the final survivor, after fighting off the horde, was easily dispatched with a smoker attack.
If anyone has any stories of survivor stupidity in versus mode, I would love to hear them.
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02-01-09, 01:54 PM #5
There are too, too many. But here's one: We were playing that map with the alarmed door, and a tank had spawned for the other team below in the open warehouse area. As a well known Smoker spot, we knew what would happen if we got dragged down: split up with a tank romping on us, and we had a n00b on our team. We said over and over to stay inside, and when the tank spawned the other three stayed inside and this n00b goes and just stands around on the ledge. We kept telling him to come back inside, and we were near him trying to melee at him, but low and behold he gets smokered. Like we told him. A dozen times. And that was the end of our game. If he had just jumped back in with us, everything would have been fine. I guess we could have been better players and killed the boomer and hunters and the tank, but that kind of crap is just...frustrating.
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02-01-09, 02:06 PM #6
Hmm, well...
There was one night when me and two of my friends decided to play a game of Versus on NM. Our usual fourth partner was on holiday and we had a n00b join in, apparently this was his first Versus match.
This noob was just a kid, nine or eleven by the sounds of it. But it started off well, he was able to pick up the weapons and a health pack, and then we went down the first set of stairs. The noob was the last one to go down. As soon as we shot all the zombies on the first floor he stated "Guys, there's a Smoker up on the roof where we just came from. I'm gonna go shoot him."
Our response told him not to go up there as it was a common tactic to pick off any stragglers for the Infected. "No," he replied "no I will not stay down here with you, I reject your stupid fucking strategy because I'm a little inbred retard! Har har!" (Note that line was not really said.) Anyway, said noobish idiot went up, got smoked, we went up to free his arse and me and a friend get pounced, then a Boomer comes up the stairs and vomits on my mate. Game over, we're all finished and the noob leaves saying Versus is too "extreme" for him.Whilst playing Penumbra...
Parlock: I CAN HEAR IT.
Dead Prodigy: HIDE.
Parlock: I AM.
Dead Prodigy: DON'T LET IT SMELL YOUR FEAR.
Parlock: IT DOESN'T NEED TO SMELL MY FEAR, I SHAT MYSELF.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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