Mardi Gras

**SuckMyRooster** · 02-20-06, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Odawgg

Marti Gras would be fun if I wasnt...

1.old
2.fat
3.lazy
4.tired of fighting drunk 15 year olds
5.looking at 12 year olds breasts
6.pepper spray

have lots of fun, 9 years in a row was enough for me.

thats just beautiful sig worthy?

**BiGG-D** · 02-20-06, 07:09 PM

mardi gras AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! whooooooooooooooooop!

**...bigdog...** · 02-20-06, 07:18 PM

you can't see shit from the ground. the boobs are pointed up at people like me, throwing stuff at people like you.

whoever gets a pic of me in teh parade gets a prize.

**Odawgg** · 02-21-06, 07:27 AM

well riding in a parade is good fun. Once. Untill you see all those loser 15 year olds running over 6 year olds to get beads so they can look at tits.

another point is when married, the wife isnt a big fan of looking at 12 year old girls breasts either.

**BiGG-D** · 02-24-06, 02:04 PM

12 yearsd olds are hard to get, the older and saggier the boobs are usually the more likely the girl will whip them out. you have to pick ur battles carefully

**...bigdog...** · 02-24-06, 02:29 PM

this is my 4th year in the parade. I aint got any complaints.

I have kicked a few kids in the teeth before, stepped on their hands as they maul the float.

but I always console myself with knowing that, if they grab a big stack of beads off my float, or take a bag that I haven't opened uet of high quality boob currency......they aren't going to make it more than 10 feet before the other vultures attack and pillage them.

pillaging that almost always results in the stolen beads being destroyed.

Mardi gras doesn't suck. Not with my crew.