Thread: crazy people

Wow. That is some crazy shit right there!

People are nuts mang.

keep posting :P

I got one. I work at Firedog with Circuit City and the old In-Home tech who goes to..peoples houses...go figure...was sent out to this single 25-28yr old house (female customer, male employee). So as soon as he gets there she answers the door in her night gown which was white and almost see through. THEN she offered him alcohol and she purposely put her laptop ON her bed in her room...LOL that was a funny story. She bout like $200 worth of stuff to TRY to get some but failed.

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I got one. I work at Firedog with Circuit City and the old In-Home tech who goes to..peoples houses...go figure...was sent out to this single 25-28yr old house (female customer, male employee). So as soon as he gets there she answers the door in her night gown which was white and almost see through. THEN she offered him alcohol and she purposely put her laptop ON her bed in her room...LOL that was a funny story. She bout like $200 worth of stuff to TRY to get some but failed.

Oh the will power.......truely a man of steel. lol. Big question though is was she hot?

I got one:
Being a medic I have seen more than my share of those that are less then mentally stable. One that stands out was when I got called out to a person having “Abdominal Pain” in a less the affluent part of town that we normally would not go into without a police officer with us. Also there was a severe thunderstorm that was coming off of a hurricane and it was raining like 6 inches an hour. My dispatcher advised that all of the police officers were tied up as a result of the storm and that it was our up to our discretion if we wanted to proceed in on the call. So I’m thinking “Here we go again. Another 911 abuser. Wonder how long this has been going on.” Needless to say, I was less than enthusiastic about serving this one particular citizen, but duty called and I had to do my best to help “snatch the patient from the jaws of death”. So my partner and I decided to go ahead on the call without the police as everything seemed as thought there wouldn’t be anything we could possibly need the police for. So we went in. When we got the house I found the caller standing outside on the front porch of the apartment holding his stomach. I told my partner who was driving the ambulance that there wasn’t any since both of us getting soaking wet and that he could stay in the truck and I would go and get he patient.

So off I go, wind howling, rain soaking me to the bone. When I get to the patient I ask him what the emergency was. He said “My stomachs burnin’”. So with a hidden roll of my eyes I put my rain coat over the mans head and start to escort him to the ambulance. While we were walking (Very slowly I might add. Which was only making more happy that this guy had called 911) I continued to interview the pt. I asked him when did the “burning” start. He says “About two hours ago”. I thought, “Well at least it wasn’t two WEEKS ago”. Next if he was doing anything in particular that made the pain start to which he said “Yea, it was when the bitch stabbed me” as he moves his hand so that I can see half of his damn intestines hanging out. I said “THE BITCH DID WHAT!! WHERE IS THE BITCH AT!!!”. He said “She’s wonderin’ around here somewhere.” I snatched him up and carried him to the ambulance. Got in and locked all the doors.

While I had gone to get the patient, my lesser trained partner had decided to get in back of the ambulance so that he could take care of the patient and thereby spare me the trouble of having to do even more paperwork on a patient that was well within his ability to take care of as I was already backed up on reports from all of the other calls that day. So, there we where, both of us in the back of the ambulance with some crazy chick wondering around looking for people to stab. I called my dispatcher on the radio and told her what we had and that I needed a police officer immediately. Anyway, that’s pretty much the end of the story. One of the highlights of my time on the street before I started flying. Show you local medics some love from time to time for this is what we deal with on a daily basis.