Everything is Big in Texas

**SEJ300** · 08-31-07, 07:36 AM

For those with arachnophobia, you have been warned....

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/31/us...in&oref=slogin

**sacredsarcasm** · 08-31-07, 07:43 AM

"Norman Horner, emeritus professor of biology at Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls, Tex.,"

this is one of my professors from where I got my BS and where I grew up. Pretty fucking cool he is quoted in the New york Times online.

And I would also like to take this time to point out that my genitalia is in Texas. (Its HUGE)

**MotoZ** · 08-31-07, 07:47 AM

In Texas, moms are so big that each ass cheek has its own zip code. It's true: I saw it in our forums.

**yungryder** · 08-31-07, 10:29 AM

In TEXAS - if you pee on your balls..Its not because your penis is small, but because your testicles are HUGE..

**jason_jinx** · 08-31-07, 12:58 PM

thats how we roll in Tejas

**«Kin?|PonCe»** · 08-31-07, 01:01 PM

So if I go to Texas next year my balls are going to swell?

**yungryder** · 08-31-07, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by «Kin?|PonCe»

So if I go to Texas next year my balls are going to swell?

quiet possibly...

**demonsgurl** · 08-31-07, 01:18 PM

I would be terrified to go anywhere near that huge web, I can't stand spiders! Especially Banana spiders, if anyone mentions them near me I freeze up and can't move. I'm not going to that park anytime soon.

**«Kin?|PonCe»** · 08-31-07, 01:19 PM

Yay!! well anyways hopefulle when i go the park will be infested by spiders and ill go run through them but naked!!! Like if it were to be a field of dandylions.