Read the manual (based in a true story)

**Carcass** · 09-16-07, 10:34 AM

Ill try this the shortest i can.

So we got a HI-TECH copy machine at work, and we got a guy from exxon to ensamble it (put it together)
Somehow the machine is for public use, and this guy decided to make some copies.
He wanted a copy double sided, and shrinked to fill at A4 paper... cool he did it.
Then he wanted to change the color, size and paper.
We had this asian guy (no offence to any asians) he gave us a quit training how to use the machine.
when he was giving us training i saw the shiny and brand new manual still sealed in the packet; i grabbed it, went to the back and made a quit 15 minutes reading.
Than there was this guy (the asian guy) talking in scientific language (just to look smart i think) explaining how to use it.
This customer wanted to print some especial stuff, in his especial paper.

Guess what? the copy machine was not working!
so the asian guy was trying to figure out how make it work...
...after 10 mines i said "let me try" hit the buttons... bin bin ban boon, "you all set"
He hit the copy button and it worked!
than he tried to make multiplied images in the same sheet...
... again the asian guy was trying to figure out how to do it.
I said again, "let me check" i got in the buttons hit the control panerl then bin bin bam boom!
i did it!
the only excuse from the asian guy (the professional, the trainer) was:
"this model is a way different than the last one"
Of course is different!!! why the hell in the world would you create a new model if it will be the same shit as the last model!!!!!!!!!! GeeZ!
then this guy wanted to change the picture quality, and resize the image to a picture size.
gues what? the asian guy spent 20 mins to figure out how to do it.
I mean you are our trainer! you know what you doing right?! teach us!
he couldnt do what the customer demanded.
Here i go again...
..."Excuse me" *hit the settings buttons*
bin bin ban boom!
i did it!
basicly : In your face biach!
i was teaching to my teacher!

at the end, all my coworkers were like "wtf" and my boss asked me "how did you know all that shit?"
my simple words:
"I read the manual"

**~~Cpt.Reiskis~~** · 09-16-07, 10:38 AM

Lol funny shit... I like the part about the last model was way different lolz.

**RocketMan_2007** · 09-16-07, 02:24 PM

You'd be surprised how many people lack the common sense to read the manual. Many people just don't want to.

**Ussr** · 06-20-09, 11:19 PM

Feel free to post the weapons you WANT to see in l4d2 not the ones you already seen.I'd prefer more unbasic guns like Saiga 12 round clip semi auto shotgun, an mp5 or an ak74u over the stupid mini Uzi and what the game really needs is some kind of rocket laucncher like rpg7 against tanks and witches.

**Abyss Crown** · 06-20-09, 11:51 PM

Left 4 Dead is not a tactical or war shooter. Besides, who the hell has something like a Dragunov sniper rifle in their living room? And no, I do not want a RPG in Left 4 Dead. More people have Mini Uzis over an AK74u. Drug dealers don't carry around a AK74u or MP5.

**Spritanium** · 06-21-09, 12:27 AM

I want a gun that shoots syringes filled with aids-infected blood

**Abyss Crown** · 06-21-09, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by Spritanium

I want a gun that shoots syringes filled with aids-infected blood

Team 4 Fortress?

**Dr.Boo** · 06-21-09, 04:17 AM

I want Red Alert 3's freeze gun! But that's totally unrealistic so...

It would be hillarious to freeze zombies though.
Nah, as long as the game has the basic weapons like some kind of shotgun, some kind of assault rifle and some kind of high precision rifle it's ok to me. Maybe a few more different kinds of pistols.
Maybe an MP5 SMG would be nice too.

**Abyss Crown** · 06-21-09, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dr.Boo

I want Red Alert 3's freeze gun! But that's totally unrealistic so...

It would be hillarious to freeze zombies though.
Nah, as long as the game has the basic weapons like some kind of shotgun, some kind of assault rifle and some kind of high precision rifle it's ok to me. Maybe a few more different kinds of pistols.
Maybe an MP5 SMG would be nice too.

Yeah, but I've covered this issue on countless forums.

Pistols are used as a last resort to your main weapon, which is the reason it has infinite ammo. While it would be nice, it would be highly unfair to the Infected.

**LightsAndNoise** · 06-21-09, 06:38 PM

The new replacements allready look great. I have no idea what sort of new weapons will be there aswell, maybe some sort of Harpoon or something that you find at a marina. Beanbag shotgun? Riot shield would be cool aswell.