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    One of the funniest things I have ever read. One of the funniest things I have ever read.
    09-19-07, 04:53 PM #11

    Re: One of the funniest things I have ever read.

    I'm gonna fucking sue you. I laughed so hard I litterally threw up in my mouth and almost got it on the laptop. I fucking hate you cop!
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    06-28-09, 12:26 PM #12

    Billy Mays is dead!!

    THE KING OF INFOMERCIALS IS DEAD.

    TAMPA, Fla. - Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50.

    Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m.

    There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play, said Lt. Brian Dugan of the Tampa Police Department, who wouldn't answer any more questions about how Mays' body was found because of the ongoing investigation. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.
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    I need to go drown my sorrows in a vat oxyclean now....


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    06-28-09, 01:54 PM #13
    Something is wrong here......... many famous people are dying around their 50's...... its a conspiracy!!!111!!!OMG1!!!11!!one!
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    06-28-09, 02:06 PM #14
    I couldn't believe it when my friend Shen told me.
    Then I read it on the news and told my friend Carrie, who has a fear of Billy Mays. She didn't believe me, and now she's sorry she was afraid of him.

    Man everyone is dying...what is this?
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    06-28-09, 02:07 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCrazyCat View Post
    Something is wrong here......... many famous people are dying around their 50's...... its a conspiracy!!!111!!!OMG1!!!11!!one!
    you mean two?
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    06-28-09, 02:17 PM #16
    Farrah fawcett, damnit.

    Did no one care about her?

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    06-28-09, 02:28 PM #17
    Ed McMahon too
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    06-28-09, 02:36 PM #18
    R.I.P.

    I always loved watching those late night infomercials, too.
    Now we're stuck with Vince Offer/Shlomi. Shi-
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    06-28-09, 03:13 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Flaky View Post
    you mean two?
    MJ, Ferrah and this guy(I used to watch those commercials)
    and in my books 3 is a crowd, and a crowd is many people
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    06-28-09, 05:11 PM #20
    Billy Mays was one of a kind. RIP my loudmouthed friend.

    YouTube - Billy Falls

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    Man everyone is dying...what is this?
    Swine flu.
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