Thread: When people start fights...

I was told never to hit a lady. However, a real lady would never start a physical fight with a man (without a good reason), let alone pick a fight with someone twice their size. If you are woMAN enough to hit me in the face, you are woMAN enough to take a smack in the jaw.

As for 2 on 1 fights. Get one clean hit on the big guys and knock his ass out, the other one will freak out and leave.

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Nuckle

Originally Posted by ebaconjr

A looong time ago a girl tried to kick my butt over some sandbox toys. She jumped on my back, clawed at my face, and pulled my hair. I had to let her go because my dad told me to never hit a girl. That was unfair.

I had twin sisters Latrisha and Patrisha beat my natural ass at the bus stop when I was in 4th grade. That sucked monkey nuts. I will never forget it.

Nuck

2 on 1 I may be tempted to at least choke one of them out while the other beats on me...

Dad said never hit a woman, he never said dont shake or choke em.

All that dont hit a girl went out the window on this one. They were beating my ass. I was fighting them like I would fight anyone else. They both out weighed me by atleast 40 pounds and were 3 or 4 inches taller than I. This was a real deal beat down. I hold to the deal on not hitting women but I will not let one or two of them kill me.

Nuck

I grew up mainly around my mother and sister.

Sis: If a girl wants to hit you like she's a man, then treat her like a man.
Mom: We all wanted our equal rights, now we have them. Liberate them.

Yeah...I have issues...

I crush everyone :4

Short people, god damn.

Thats not a stereo type, but im a tall person, and the only people who pick fights with me are the guy's who are 4'9" or something.

I don't think anyone lives a life without getting beat up and if you don't get beat up.

You a pansie!!!

I remember waaaaaay back in 6th grade I got in a regular disagreement fight and needless to say I got my ass beat and had a good few bruises the rest of the day. Harry was his name, god will I ever forget this.

Originally Posted by Blackhawkc99

I don't think anyone lives a life without getting beat up and if you don't get beat up.

You a pansie!!!

I remember waaaaaay back in 6th grade I got in a regular disagreement fight and needless to say I got my ass beat and had a good few bruises the rest of the day. Harry was his name, god will I ever forget this.

The part Black doesn't tell you: It was his senior year of high school, not 6th grade. "Harry" was a 5'2", 95 lb blonde girl named Claire. She took his lunch money, his dignity, and his virginity...

Damn...Smack in the face right there.