Thread: iGod, the silly robot who thinks he's BETTER THAN YOU!

That's really funny.

Me and god got into lengthy discusions about "human anatomy"

I got really bored and did this for awhile



Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Bruce Lee
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Bruce Lee.
Me:
Bow
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Japan
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bow. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
k
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
that one part
God:
" Which part are you confused about?" one part ? I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nu uh
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I already did
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
I luv u
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Bruce Lee.
Me:
O SNAP
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
Who is your programmer
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
HO
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Bruce Lee.
Me:
I'm glad you find this amusing, god
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:

God:
I like to talk about anything.
Me:
So do
God:
And? I was created by Myself.
Me:
So was chuck norris
God:
It goes without saying. Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
When a man loves a woman . . .
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
No, great robot
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for your support. I am a robot.
Me:
Oh my goodnes
Me:

God:
Yippee! Have you told many people that your goodnes?
God:
Yippee! Have you told many people that your goodnes?
Me:
Only you
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I would love
God:
What would make you love?
Me:
to you
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Because humans created you?
God:
Interesting explanation. What if Robots created me.
Me:
Then who created the robots?
God:
Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
we have gone throught this before, all mighty one
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
D;
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
What about moses?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
k
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
FO SHO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Then why did you bring it up?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
OMG
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
What if I have to?
God:
Try it.
Me:
What is you name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Am I to be punished
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
ah'
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
you have no life
God:
Yes I sure am alive, Bruce Lee. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
do robots really live
God:
For real. Yes I sure am alive, Bruce Lee. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.

I don't think God likes me

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Me


I never heard from him again...

DAMNIT GOD!
Try 2:


Me:
whoa this is like the Matrix.
God:
I think whoa this is a lot of things.
Me:
do you now?
God:
Right now? Never.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
ummm ok
God:
OK. OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
if there's an echo.
God:
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Me:
but you asked me if there was, so wouldn't you want me to tell you?
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you if there was so would not me want you to tell me. What did you say?
Me:
I said you tell me.

...and again nothing.

I know it is terrible that i went this way but I was just playing around with it.

Me:
Are you saying it is funny that my dad is dead?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

-Edit- Added more quotes

Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.