Thread: More Guitar center funnies

So theres this crack head that comes into my work everyday...we call him "Forthy Million"....yes Forthy.
He always has this little notepad hes always writing in, sometimes he leaves it laying around and we snag it and read some of the wacky tripped out shit he puts in it. But tonight, we found the Holy Grail of crack head writings.....

its titled......how to succeed in the music industry.

I took the pic w/ my phone, sorry for the blur....you can still read it.

Your thoughts

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He'll never make it. Successful musicians perform. Jack offs talk about. This guy is talking.

lol, hes a typical crack head. i have some shit in a notebook somewhere that looks kinda like that... thank god those days are over

Originally Posted by sacredsarcasm

lol, hes a typical crack head. i have some shit in a notebook somewhere that looks kinda like that... thank god those days are over

Ahhhhhhahahhahahahhaha. I was gonna say that and didn't have the ballz.

Let's write a SONG and get it on Letterman! ahahhahah.

my favorite part is the step after dealing w/ lil troy. i didnt think the check for 20mill would come so fast...its like BLAM!!!!

LOL sacred...i love it: I will recite step F.:

-Receive tickets from Lil Troy to make a appearance on the David Letterman Show LIVE for a chat about the Song. (BEST PART RIGHT HERE) IT MUST BE HELD ON NATIONAL TV.


1. Its already on national tv.
2. Lil troy can make anything happen for anybody. Balee&#39AT!

Lmao what is this guy on

I think we've determined crack.


Or meth.

Shit like this makes the day go by so nicely! Nice snag and LOFL.

At least he is a somewhat competent crackhead, you should see the ones around here, I almost ran one we call "Pee Wee" over the other day, he was talking so loud to himself I could hear him from 10 feet away going 40 mph with the windows up.

DUH! Why didn't I think of that!