Thread: TTP Rivertrip

you've never had eggs with salsa? whaaaat. it's great, mayne.

i've had it as long as i can remember.. then again i live in the birthplace of tex-mex.

awh man i'm lame, i don't have any fight scars, i've only been in two fights... once at my cousin's house (she spit a loogie on my FACE.) and another at my old friend's house (the guy that was like obsessed with her SLAPPED me. in the face.)

nowadays the only wounds i get are from my chinchilla biting my finger 'cause he smells food on my hand. made me cry once.

oh man. i used to have a trampoline, right. and since i was like 6 i could do front flips (thank you gymnastics.) so i would do them all afternoon after school. but one day.. see, you could see my backyard from the sidewalk, and especially if i was jumping, you could see me.

one of my friends, andre, was like "HEY JAMARRI" so i turned my head to look at him... mid-flip.

i landed right on my head and remember this sharp shooting pain in my neck, head and ribs.

didn't tell my mom 'cause i thought i'd get in trouble. but for the next month or so, if i even tried to jump on my trampoline, the sharp pain would come back in my lungs/ribs so i had to get off.

oh random but my mommy is a labour and delivery nurse and does home health care for special needs children on the side. that's why i know a loooooot about girly parts and pregnancy, as well as newborns and such.

i actually had to correct my intro to child development teacher a few times 'cause she was wrong about things. and i held my tongue when the age old "IF YOU HAVE SEX WHEN PREGNANT, WILL THE GUY'S COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO HIT THE BABY" question came up and my teacher was like "i'm not sure".

no no, see. mustard is a foul substance that should be destroyed, not put on anything. so your brother's friend is icky.

the idea of tomatoes, peppers, onions etc. with eggs sounds gross? really? i know a lot of people who'd like that in an omelet. but salsa with eggs is tastier.

yeah i had a lot of accidents on my trampoline/at gymnastics. getting distracted easily made me crash so many times. you know how when you burn your knees from the carpet (like when you fall) it gets all raw and shiny?

yeah try getting that up the length of your leg. my crashes only hurt because of that goshdarn floor rubbing against my skin.

Originally Posted by Abyss Crown

Ewww. Sounds gross. Reminds me of one of my brother's friends who used to put mustard on Kraft Dinner. Just wrong.

That shit sounds worse than my college roommate who used to put ketchup in his. The guy couldn't cook worth shit anyways, so it probably tasted okay by his standards.

Originally Posted by jamtastique!

nowadays the only wounds i get are from my chinchilla biting my finger 'cause he smells food on my hand. made me cry once.

I used to have a cockatiel, that little bastard used to get grouchy and bite and hold onto the fingers. The thing that made it worse was that it was hard to tell when he was grouchy, he's still chirp/sing and stuff up until it was time to bite.

Originally Posted by jamtastique!

i landed right on my head and remember this sharp shooting pain in my neck, head and ribs.

Oh geez, that hurts just thinking about it. I've only hit my head a couple times while falling, but each time, I only had the world spinning, not shooting pain.

Facts about me: I hate salsa, I have never had to blow my nose, and I have never ridden a roller coaster.

salsa is ♥. we ALWAYS have some. or i explode. my mom makes it from scratch sometimes. but.. i don't like it. she makes it too hot and prefers hers smooth, whereas i like it mild and chunky.

i never got seen for my injury, but sometimes the sharp pain comes back when i inhale and i have to hold my breath and wait it out or i'll be in agony. my mom's a nurse, so.. ugh.

i dunno if anyone else here has a parent in the medical field.. but it sucks.

sure we have tons of meds all the time but.. i can't take crap! she won't let me take medicine by myself even though i'm 17. i'm not gonna OD on midol, mother. i can read. and she never takes me to the doctor! i'll be like "i feel like crap! this and this and this is wrong.." and shes like "you'll be alright"

wtf? do i have to have ebola to get seen by a doctor?

ooh i gotta tell y'all about my day at the zoo! two traumatic things happened to me.

yee. that'd be bad. glad you're ohkay!

one summer at the ymca they made us show we could swim so we could go on the deep end.

i hate swimming on top of water so i swam underwater.

i had my eyes closed, was swimming fast and CRACK.

face-first into the handicap stairs, lmao. my nose started bleeding and i was so embarrassed i got out right there, so they didn't let me go in the deep end.

sucked. i missed the 9 feet too..

i want cheez-its! wtf!

mmm i beg to differ. pain of course is subjective. all of /my/ friends, as well as my parents and brother have said theirs hurt. not terribly but they said it stung. it depends on the person + where they get it.

i plan on getting my shoulder blades + upper arm tatted up, dunno what or when but i'll figure it out.

i wish a lower back tattoo wasn't seen as a tramp stamp. they can be really pretty.