Thread: Counter STrike Grooves

the lego clip kicked ass

Ever heard something over VOIP that just makes you laugh or shake your head? Post it here.

I was playing the no mercy level, the part where you just get into the hospital and have to go up the elevator.

Anyway, straight away this guy runs off rambo style, he actually gets pretty far. and then we hear him cowering on the mic.

[Whispering as if it makes a difference]
"Uh guys quickly come help me, i have closed my self in a bathroom stall, i have no ammo and just the one pistol, [becoming agitated] i think i hear a tank.... oh god its knocking down the bathroom door!!! [background noise of speakers, tank roaring] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

And thats not the funny part, after the extremely loud NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
He still has his mic on and i hear what could be his mother/girlfriend/wife/sister in the background asking if everything is alright just before he is killed by the tank

This was followed by the rest of the survivors laughing like crazy over their MICs and through the ingame voice function.

Epic ROFL.

Pornographic stuff over the mic.

Yeah, that was quite uncomfortable.

A new player we were playing with on our team last night. He must've been about 13 or 14 so he has that squeaky, puberty voice. He was pretty oblivious to actual elements of the game and we were doing our best to help him out.

When he freaked out the first time a boomer puked on him I knew it was going to be good.

No Mercy 1. We just get into the open street and we all get puked on. I backed into a corner with a buddy and protected ourselves. I just hear him "ooh, oooooh, OOH, OOOOOOH NNOOOOOO!!!! [indistinguishable screaming]"

The poor guy got puked on, pounced by a hunter, saved by teammate, roped by smoker, saved again, and disturbed the witch in his blind flailing. I had to take the headset off because his squeaking was making me laugh too much.

kinda embarrassing. Just joined a game and ripped an enormous fart and said: 'oh god yesss!' without realizing my mic was on.... they probally didnt notice but still.

another dude named beavis was pretty funny after eveyone was incapped he started doing his 'cornholio' routine. "my people, they are without bungholes" and so on Its pretty funny playing late night games everyones voice is a little slurry... tipping back ole grandpa's cough medicine huh:?

Not L4D but I digress...

YouTube - Sexual Harassment on XBOX Live

YouTube - Zugma yells at his mom while on Halo 2 LOL

YouTube - Kid gets beat by his mom on xbox live headset.

YouTube - Kid Fights with Mom on Xbox Live About a Chalupa - Part 1

and yes I did watch all 3 or 4 parts of the last video... and yes he does get his chalupa.

In a versus match I was playing today, my one teammate would scream rape everytime he got pounced on by a hunter.