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    For my shooting friends...

    Thoughts on Guns:

    * The purpose of fighting is to win.

    * There is no possible victory in defense.

    * The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either.

    * The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

    As John Steinbeck once said.
    1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
    he'll just kill you.

    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

    4. When seconds may count, the cops are just minutes away.

    5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
    The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was
    carrying and asked him "Why do carry a .45?".
    The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."

    6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with
    monotonous regularity!!!

    7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady
    commented on his wearing his sidearm.
    "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
    "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought
    my shotgun."

    8. Beware the man who only has one gun.
    HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

    I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house, - to which I said I did.
    She said "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets.
    "She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?"
    My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house
    catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around,
    and they are all loaded too."

    An unloaded gun, . . . is just a club.



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    Re: For my shooting friends...

    this is stupid

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    The Second Amendment is for when all the others fail........

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    * There is no possible victory in defense.
    this is not true.

    the rest were funny.

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    TeenRacer6

    Is awesome.


    Discuss.

    http://www.left4deadforums.com/28693-kayli.html This thread influenced this one.

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    Except the part where he is TeenRacer, there he is not.
    Quote Originally Posted by David Lynch
    It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fucking telephone. Get real.


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    I actually dont race anything. Just a tag I always had from my AOL days.


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    My thread came first so clearly I'm awesomer.

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    Lol... but Hillbilly was implying something negative, so does that really make you awesomer? It sounds like your awesome is defused by the- Sounds like a paradox.
    purple's on the runaround
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    Woah. Superbumpd.

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