Hub's Daily Humor

**BigHub** · 02-25-08, 11:00 AM

So on my college campus, and probably on a lot of college campuses... Students usually ride bikes, skateboard, rollerblade, etc. To get from class to class. Well here at Tx State, the campus is ontop of a big hill. Well some dude was riding one of those long boards just cruisin along goin down the hill. Mother fucker hits a pebble and face plants on the ground while his board coasts down the hill without him. Funniest shit i've seen in a while, ahh it made my day so much better. Funny thing is, he couldn't play it off considering half the fucking campus saw his ass, ahhh the humility.

**Graverunner** · 02-25-08, 11:09 AM

Damn, that's pretty funny.

**Consultant** · 02-25-08, 11:15 AM

heh - was he pretty beat up, like bloody?

and also, kids, thats why you need big soft wheels on those longboards - to absorb those pebbles and acorns.

Also- what is it about our human nature that makes us laugh at people getting hurt?

Also- don't call this your "Daily Humor" unless you plan to post a funny every day. LIAR!

lol

Thanks for the chuckle.

**Cleric** · 02-25-08, 11:57 AM

LMAO, i bet he got right back up and tried to act like nothing happened...... good stuff Hub.

**BigHub** · 02-25-08, 12:02 PM

Oh don't worry.. I plan on making this a sticky, funny shit happens here every day.

**Rage!** · 02-25-08, 12:26 PM

hows bout you sticky the cool tunes thread first pal

**ALPINESTAR** · 02-25-08, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by BigH?b

So on my college campus, and probably on a lot of college campuses... Students usually ride bikes, skateboard, rollerblade, etc. To get from class to class. Well here at Tx State, the campus is ontop of a big hill. Well some dude was riding one of those long boards just cruisin along goin down the hill. Mother fucker hits a pebble and face plants on the ground while his board coasts down the hill without him. Funniest shit i've seen in a while, ahh it made my day so much better. Funny thing is, he couldn't play it off considering half the fucking campus saw his ass, ahhh the humility.

I go to the same school... and yes today I saw at least 5 long boarders....

One totally tried to go over a speed bump (for a car) ALMOST busted, but he just went to the side and ran into a girl..

I see someone bite it on a bike or board at LEAST once a week. BAHAHAHAH

this is why me and hub walk our asses

**Pineapple!** · 02-25-08, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Consultant

don't call this your "Daily Humor" unless you plan to post a funny every day. LIAR!

Hub's going to be throwing sticks and shit in front of skater's tryin' to make them fall, now, Consultant, just in an effort to post somethin' daily!

**Consultant** · 02-25-08, 01:22 PM

I saw a guy on a fancy carbon-fiber mountain bike (dual suspension, big long-travel front forks...the works) take a set of about 40 stairs and about half way down he blew a back tire and bent his rim all to hell and back.

He didnt wreck but it was funny none the less.

**Pineapple!** · 02-25-08, 01:29 PM

I don't drive (anymore). DWIs = bad news.

So, there for awhile, I had to ride my bike around town or take the bus. Someone stole my goddamned bike!

Anyways....one time when I was riding my bike home from school, I was on one of the main roads that gets a lot of A&M traffic and some fucker drove beside me and threw a GODDAMNED DIPPED CONE FROM DAIRY QUEEN at me. (I know that was secretly you, Tony..)

It was a hot summer day and this ice cream cone blind-sided me! Had to ride the rest of my 4 miles home with ice cream dripping down my arm/chest (yeah I rode w/o my shirt usually). What bothered me most, was the ice cream was MAYBE barely half-way finished, and the nearest dairy queen is a good 10 minutes away. I could only deduce that someone wanted to throw it at me, why else waste perfectly good icecream?

Fuck you, ice cream thrower.