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02-29-08, 01:44 PM #1
MALL NINJAS!
I remember this from around the time it first popped up, but had forgotten about how funny these guy(s) are:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
hello friends,
Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.
What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.
Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?
BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18? bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.
Thanks!
One poster responded, ‘If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.” Needless to say, alot of folks started seriously wondering where this guy worked”
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03-01-08, 03:02 AM #6
Re: MALL NINJAS!
After finishing this, I laughed uncontrollably for what seemed like hours. I reread it again, and laughed just as hard as the first time. Bookmarked for sure. That was quite possibly the funniest thing ever.
Its hard to tell if these guys are serious, joking, or if its some fantasy world. Its got to be some fantasy or something...
I mean, c'mon, as secret world of Rapid Assault Teams that no ones ever heard of or seen. If they are fighting Chechen rebels, neo-Nazis, and other terrorist groups that are equipped with RPGs, .50 caliber sniper rifles, various explosives, and AK's with 100 round drums (all of them shooting in public areas), you'd think we'd of heard of these ub3|2 l33t $p3c 0p$ units?
How much of a compulsive liar do you have to be to say such things, and go on about it for so long?
Thank you for the good laugh McStrange!
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