Thread: Woot Off!

Just came out of a game of speedrunning The Parish on Realism normal to goof off with the 20 minutes I had left on the xbox for now, did good.

Earlier, I played a game of Realism Versus with Hunty and Zen (atleast it was Zen before he had to go and Voodu soon took his place.)

We did good in the first map, losing only by infected damage difference. We play the second map and they all make it to the saferoom but one. We get wiped almost out of the saferoom. Sadface We're losing by 500 or so by now, I think.

We get infected first, and they make it to the crescendo. One guy's dumb enough to stand by the car and gets incapped because it moved and hit him when they triggered the gas station. Voodu said he was a whiney douche, so poo on him. >D

We end up getting a lucky wipe because of him, and because of how butthurt said pubs are, a chapter restart vote comes up. Pubs, eh? So, all 4 on my team vote no, and even Hunty and Voodu vote no. The pubs are outnumbered in the vote 2 to 6. BUT. BUT. BUT. Hey. It's L4D2. Fucked up voting system? Yes pl0x. It restarts. A teammate on my team rages because of it. Our team is irritable and pissed at it. I stick around and endure them spamming autoshotguns except Voodu, who's a helluva sport and tries playing badly and taking an HR for us to make it easier. Love ya, bro. But we end up leaving. I leave because the restart and the autoshotgun carrying pubs irritate me when all they do is spam. :| Sorry Hunty and Voodu, I would've stuck around, but that restart took the piss out of that game and made it extremely unfair for us and pissed us off. You guys were winning anyway, no need for pubs to get asshurt over getting wiped. -_-

Nah, one shotgun's fine with me. If you were the only one doing it, I could've cared less about the spam, but everyone except voodu was doing it, so it annoyed me to death. Literally. Yeah, voodu said they were the bossy douche-y type, so they deserved that incap. :P They failed it with an auto? XD I thought they had pumps and tried to do it and that's why they failed.

Oh, hell no. xD They sure as hell weren't my friends.

It was douche-y. It made practically half the team rage. One guy raged because of it, me and Tibial or whatever his GT was left because we finally got tired of the spamming. Oh well. If we ever get into a better game without those 2 assholes in it, I'm sure we can work that good.

Well, maybe us four (you, Zen, Dougie and me) can play a game of normal versus one day, Hunty. I sorta dislike realism at times. My poor hunting rifle is so weak.

Just got out of a game of Dark Carnival with a lobby of mic'rs just for fun (haven't played with friends really today except Adrian and Kyle) and we started.

The first level was quick, with us as infected and killing them before they get to the jeep or the underpass/bridge. I die with the other teammate at the tank and our two other teammates run off and get to the alarm car near the saferoom before they get hunted/charged. Awesome start.

We lose in the second round because I get killed by the tank once again because I get boomed on and hunted while my teammates wrassle the tank. D'aww. My teammates go a bit longer, until the room full of pills before the crescendo, and get trapped in the spit by a random horde and a charger. They make it to the saferoom and get the lead.

We all do rather decent on the 3rd level, with them dying at my tank and us dying when we get to the coaster. We're almost even up, with them winning by 100 points.

In the 4th level, they win by a good 100 points because they make it to the saferoom with one person and we die at their tank on the roofs. Insta-caps for almost all 4 of us

On the 5th level, they camp it out in the corner on the right of the stage, but we still do damn good. Our better pub scores that forklift into the bleachers but loses control and passes it to me and I manage to kill one and incap a second person, with a smoker and a jockey on the last ones. We kill all 4 on the first tanks death. We manage to make it to the second tank with no kits left, but all in green. Their tank had AMAZING SI support, as we couldn't survive a damn 30 second break without getting attacked by SI. We died at the second tank, but were now winning.

We return to the lobby, tell them they did extremely well, we get the same compliments, and all say 'good game.'

No.

Okay, me, Mandi and Kyle went off to have some fun in L4D1 old school style. Blood harvest versus up in this biznitch.

So we wipe them out at the saferoom. 2 get insta-killed, one by the smoker (me), the other pushed off by the recoil of a hunter, the last two get taken out by the horde and a hunter.

We make it further, and actually get the ever so elusive BH1 tank. It incaps all 3 of them, I dodge and try killing it before a smoker finally gets me. Sadface.

At this point, I believe, we had a server shutdown and we went to Dead Air. Here we played again, doing alright with someone on their team being an experienced player (wallpouncing, etc. etc.) however by the end of the game, the score is somewhere around 500 to 300. XD We never make it to the saferoom, but neither do they. Quit a low scoring game. XD It was fun though, especially when their best player raged in the 3rd map I believe. We won slowly but surely at this point. Also, Kyle, you fucking ASS. -_- This ain't no L4D2. No rushing past tanks, you WIMP. DX

Originally Posted by ShotgunJustice

TRiaS thinks he wants his own thread as well.
EDIT: I mean SJ. I'm on GTM at the same time.

I made this thread just so Jay could divert his daily shenanigans here; it was either this or let the chat box host his 55 lines of story, which consist of a few words per line.