Something Interesting

**rock_lobster** · 08-15-06, 02:52 PM

Subject: FW: Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a
generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

**Mr.Jello** · 08-15-06, 03:39 PM

As if the old person smell wasn't bad enough.. now they got boners and big boobs, wonderful.

**Bacon** · 08-15-06, 07:09 PM

ROTFLMFAO....................!

**greymata** · 08-15-06, 10:25 PM

so you guys got the naked pics of me then huh? i see rock likes them, and jello has been using them for months now..... YOU LOVE ME, YOU REALLY LOVE ME!