Everytime you...

**Pineapple!** · 10-07-08, 01:41 AM

...go to hang out with a lady, and within the first 20 minutes, it's inevitable. You've got to let one rip, but you just hold it in.

Then you don't know what to focus on...hanging out with her or holding it in...

Who knows what I'm talkin' about?

**DJ Ms. White** · 10-07-08, 01:59 AM

:3
It gets really bad when the fart decides to move internally and audibly, and you have to pretend like nothing just made a noise.
:3
I've also had a streak starting with the last 3 women I've met around campus. It goes kind of like: starts flirting, then finds out mid-flirt that said girl has a boyfriend, continues flirting with said girl but knowing that it won't go anywhere, and begins calling the boyfriend, "Barry the bastard," every time said boyfriend is seen or mentioned in my head.

Stupid other men and gases... :5

**Pineapple!** · 10-07-08, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

It gets really bad when the fart decides to move internally and audibly, and you have to pretend like nothing just made a noise.

YEAH...either you act like nothing or, "Man, my stomach thinks I'm hungry but I just ate..."

They know....they've gotta know.

Wait...girls don't fart.

**Cleric** · 10-07-08, 02:17 AM

That would be a negative Pineapple.....my girl ripped one the other day and i saw skunks licking their ass to get away from it......

**DJ Ms. White** · 10-07-08, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Cleric

That would be a negative Pineapple.....my girl ripped one the other day and i saw skunks licking their ass to get away from it......

single girls don't fart

**Pineapple!** · 10-07-08, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Originally Posted by Cleric

That would be a negative Pineapple.....my girl ripped one the other day and i saw skunks licking their ass to get away from it......

single girls don't fart

There ya go, should've gotten it right the first time.

**Xplodr!** · 10-07-08, 12:49 PM

LMFAO -

All gurgly inside. Or when you let one silent while shes out of the room for a minute.. but it stinks... and you're worried.. that when she comes back... she's gonna pass out.

**Pineapple!** · 10-07-08, 01:09 PM

Or you excuse yourself to the bathroom for a moment so you can let it slip out....and then you freak because it sounds like a medley of bullfrogs just entered her bathroom and you're afraid she heard.

**SAMBO** · 10-07-08, 01:15 PM

Or when your in a class room that is totally silent and your stomache growls because you held a fart in so long. :8

**Xplodr!** · 10-07-08, 01:29 PM

Since we flew off onto a tangent, i'll add this:

When you smell that someone DID fart, and it's terrible... and you KNOW that other people around smell it too... but you don't want to say anything because whoever says anything is guilty. Everyone knows that "Whoever Smelt it Dealt it", and "Whoever Denied it Supplied it"