Oh sh*t!

**Addrake** · 11-14-08, 02:53 PM

It's Friday at 4pm. You are in charge of a restaurant that easily serves 350 patrons in the next 6 hours. Your head server says the toilets in the women's room aren't flushing. You send a dishwasher in to remedy it, no dice. You check the men's room, same problem. Your dishwasher then reports that the grease trap is backing up, stinky ass grease slowly creeps across your kitchen. The drain company says it will be at least an hour before they can get to you, right about dinner time.

oh yeah, gonna be a good night. :9

**~~Syrringe~~** · 11-14-08, 02:57 PM

zomg....GOOD LUCK !!!!!

**rock_lobster** · 11-14-08, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Addrake

It's Friday at 4pm. You are in charge of a restaurant that easily serves 350 patrons in the next 6 hours. Your head server says the toilets in the women's room aren't flushing. You send a dishwasher in to remedy it, no dice. You check the men's room, same problem. Your dishwasher then reports that the grease trap is backing up, stinky ass grease slowly creeps across your kitchen. The drain company says it will be at least an hour before they can get to you, right about dinner time.

oh yeah, gonna be a good night. :9

Can you say "paper plates"?

**Toker** · 11-14-08, 03:41 PM

Yea, sorry. I forgot to tell you about that massive bomb I dropped in the toilet. Oh well, shit happens.

Good luck tho.

**rock_lobster** · 11-14-08, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Toker

Yea, sorry. I forgot to tell you about that massive bomb I dropped in the toilet. Oh well, shit happens.

Good luck tho.

I totally smelled that earlier......wtf toker.

**Addrake** · 11-14-08, 05:43 PM

So get this. It was a clot in the main line running to the streets of tampons and grease.

That is seriously the yuckiest fucking thing I can think of. Rancid grease and used tampons. -shudder-

:8

**TehSpaz** · 11-15-08, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Addrake

So get this. It was a clot in the main line running to the streets of tampons and grease.

That is seriously the yuckiest fucking thing I can think of. Rancid grease and used tampons. -shudder-

:8

NIICE!

and what restaurant do you work at?

**QuickLightning** · 11-15-08, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Addrake

So get this. It was a clot in the main line running to the streets of tampons and grease.

That is seriously the yuckiest fucking thing I can think of. Rancid grease and used tampons. -shudder-

:8

How'd you get rid of it? The drain company?

**investigater** · 11-15-08, 02:18 AM

Plumber: "Well there's your problem. This massive ball of greasy used tampons." "Don't worry. We get this all the time."

**DJ Ms. White** · 11-15-08, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by QuickLightning53

Originally Posted by Addrake

So get this. It was a clot in the main line running to the streets of tampons and grease.

That is seriously the yuckiest fucking thing I can think of. Rancid grease and used tampons. -shudder-

:8

How'd you get rid of it? The drain company?

3 small mountain lion cubs?