P.Diddy wants to be next James bond?

**w4jchosen** · 12-01-08, 10:28 AM

Somehow I don't think, "What is up "G" where are my bitches?" in an English accent is going to work that well.

**Graverunner** · 12-01-08, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Consultant

Originally Posted by Gr4verunner

Originally Posted by CivilWars

That is it Grave, Jackie Chan or Jet Li as Bond. He would go ninja on your ass.

Actually Jackie Chan As Bond would be a sick movie! Although, his characters are sort of wacky Bond's in a way.

Did you ever see "The Tuxuedo"?

It was sort of a wacky bond thing.

Great movie

bond in the next movie: Drop that gun fo I DROP you cracka ass!! i the name of england that is.....

**~~Syrringe~~** · 12-01-08, 10:34 AM

PDIDDY

? Are you fucking kidding me

Who the hell does he think he is

*In Adam Sandler voice*"Oooooh look at me. Im a cross between coco puffs and honey comb! I got 700k on a audtion video...OOOOO...I was nothing until Biggie died and then I stole a song from The Police so i could make a song about me missing my big friend.....oooo look at meeeeeee I got (not have, got) so much money!! wa aw wa waw awaw aw"

OMG NO.....NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....If that happens......Im showing up on set with picket signs. Whos with me...Im not playing around here.....seriously.

This is so fail:

According to Britain's Daily Mirror, Diddy is shown in a helicopter, dressed in a tux and surrounded by his own Bond Girls.

He also mentioned that now that the United States has a Black president, it is now time to have a Black James Bond.

1: Its not one of your tasteless music videos, Sean. It's JAMES BOND.

2: That is not a good excuse to take a fictional character...LIKE JAMES MOTHER FUCKING BOND...who has always been of Caucasian persuasion, and cast an african american rap guy, who is a total joke in the country AS A WHOLE's eye btw, and throw on some bling and have music video whores in your helicopter whenever your in it. Give me a break. Thats like taking spiderman, or superman, and doing the same thing.......OMG OMG OMG SYRRINGE ANGRY @ DIDDY.

**Arreo** · 12-01-08, 10:36 AM

Yeah... now I'm just picturing James Bond firing his silenced PPK sideways...

No, just no.

**triggerhappy2005** · 12-01-08, 04:40 PM

I just watched Quantum of Solace and I loved it.

Diddy could only mess that up.

**QuickLightning** · 12-01-08, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Arreo

Yeah... now I'm just picturing James Bond firing his silenced PPK sideways...

No, just no.

With grills and some bling around his neck...

I know one Bond film I would never go see.

**Specter_987** · 12-02-08, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Syrringe

OMG NO.....NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....If that happens......Im showing up on set with picket signs. Whos with me...Im not playing around here.....seriously.

I'd be with you, since it was honestly the stupidest thing I heard that week.... :8