you try to enjoy a meal

**ComradeJim270** · 12-30-08, 08:01 PM

This makes my family dinners sound boring. Usually anything interesting that happens is funny, not infuriating, but I can't really explain because it's all "you had to be there" sorta stuff. My family is too crazy to attempt a high level of formality, anyway.

**DancingCorpse** · 01-03-09, 06:37 PM

Hey white, turns out my cousins boyfriend, thats not her boyfriend, its her husband and I didnt even know...

**DJ Ms. White** · 01-03-09, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Hey white, turns out my cousins boyfriend, thats not her boyfriend, its her husband and I didnt even know...

[evil bastard]Ah, but when she was chatting you up, was she wearing the ring? If she was wearing the ring, was the stone facing up or towards her palm?[/evil bastard]

**Ruukil** · 01-03-09, 09:00 PM

Sorry for you white. Wish your dad was less... restrictive.

**DancingCorpse** · 01-04-09, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Hey white, turns out my cousins boyfriend, thats not her boyfriend, its her husband and I didnt even know...

[evil bastard]Ah, but when she was chatting you up, was she wearing the ring? If she was wearing the ring, was the stone facing up or towards her palm?[/evil bastard]

Damn, the one thing I didn't bother to.........DAMNIT WHITE!

**asianator365** · 01-04-09, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Second cousins and further are legal.

What part of the country are you from?

**DJ Ms. White** · 01-05-09, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by asianator365

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Second cousins and further are legal.

What part of the country are you from?

The South

See Bacon, Southerners are kooky, too.

**clint** · 01-12-09, 12:29 PM

Now this cousin of yours... Is she hot? Give us a scale from 1-10. Hottness can go a long way in helping you forget she's your cousin.

As a side note, I'm pleasantly surprised that no one has pointed out states that might practice such behavior. Being from the hills of Arkansas, I was a little worried... besides I've never made it past second base with my cousins anyways.

**thr3kvya** · 01-12-09, 12:34 PM

Get a few drinks in you. Ask how her marriage is. Then go for it. ONLY IF SHE IS HOT. I mean like supermodel you molest yourself to her mental image hot. Not she is cute if the moon is non existant and there are no lights around hot.. Totally different