you try to enjoy a meal

**DancingCorpse** · 01-13-09, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Cojiro

im hoping everybody still posting in this thread doesnt realize theyre talking about family love makin

Sorry, I'm not ignorant, and like white said (damn him) 2nd cousins and further are legal.

**Cojiro** · 01-13-09, 06:05 PM

I dont think i would call it legal. I would just call it not illegal.

Like it is not illegal for me to stick my penis into a turned on toaster.

Its just not illegal yet because it has never come up

**thr3kvya** · 01-13-09, 06:05 PM

Then invite her over and tell her, "I am here for you if you ever need anything. I heard from (name a family member) you were having some troubles at home. Anything you would like to talk about. Talk to me I will just listen and not judge"

Make sure there is booze within reach and YOU CANNOT screw this up if you just shut up and listen. Sing a song in your head if you get bored, but it is easy

**IRON MAN 2142** · 01-13-09, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Originally Posted by Cojiro

im hoping everybody still posting in this thread doesnt realize theyre talking about family love makin

Sorry, I'm not ignorant, and like white said (damn him) 2nd cousins and further are legal.

Legal maybe
but will your conscious leave you alone after the fact?
same question with married women?

i could never do it

**DancingCorpse** · 01-13-09, 07:22 PM

I can tell you now, I ain't gonna do it unless:

A) A lot of alcohol is put in me (which isn't likely, I don't really drink at all, the taste never grew on me)

or B) She pulls the first moves...which sadly is likely, she comes to family functions drunk sometimes, and most times gets drunk while there, later stealing all the good wine (which I do like) :5

**clint** · 01-14-09, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Texas ...TeamPlayers... - Best place to get advice on how to score with your married 2nd cousin.

God... this is like sig heaven.

**QuickLightning** · 01-14-09, 03:54 PM

I really don't understand you Texans...

Anyone who is considered family... by blood... is wrong.

**Cojiro** · 01-14-09, 05:07 PM

well technically shes my cuzzin but i don never met her before so that means i can get freakynasty with her

**clint** · 01-14-09, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by QuickLightning

I really don't understand you Texans...

Anyone who is considered family... by blood... is wrong.

Don't leave out us Arkansans... Its just like breeding cattle, horses, or dogs. Pure blood is the best blood.

**DancingCorpse** · 12-28-09, 10:53 PM

In the continueing croncicle of the best thread jack at TTP, my cousin was at our Christmas Eve party (this time at my house) again.

I had gone out to get 40 pounds of ice at the Ice House (gas station for you non-southern people) and she was standing outside when I drove up, and she went all weird like because she had never seen me driving before and then gave some kind of "I'm hitting on you with my body" type looks....I cringed again.

Most of the evening I hid in my room with some friends were over as well....